choatic neutral

[everythingfox]

Baby elephant thought man was drowning and rushed to save him

[fififofumblr]

This world does not deserve elephants.

[gahdamnpunk]

“Land of the free”

[exidtual]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[pocosun]

It gets better

[studentlifeproblems]

[dnd-homebrew5e]

When you have a high Intelligence stat with a low Charisma stat.

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

masterpost

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

more

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

making stir fry now

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

[acreamearedsweeper]

Snakes physically manifested in my home once I laid my eyes on this.

[fififofumblr]

[adult-sasuke]

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

[pdlcomics]

One Little Ant

[flowerinaflame]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

[theheroheart]

Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.

But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.

[theheroheart]

The question I’ve gotten the most on this trapdoor murder basement microwave post is “why???” and while there is a perfectly reasonable explanation, I’m tempted to let it remain a mystery.

However one thing that saddens me is the fact that no one has noticed you have to pretty much stand on top of an actual well to use the microwave.

[internetwes]

[fififofumblr]

I NEED more info on this house.

[pokemon-i-choose-you]

please unmute

[spintowin]

she’s out there making owl noises

[techtonicactivity]

who

[big-chief-woodenhead]

[ruinedchildhood]

[sixpenceee]

This is what it would look like if a giant mirror orbited Earth at the distance of the ISS. Credit to vsauce.

[ins3rt-nam3-h3r3]

Bitch. WHAT!

[blu-iv]

Well lets do it

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]