Third Time’s A Charm

Cíara, 30, Irish. Has officially written the most burzek fics on AO3. The reason multiple people even tolerate Hank Voight.

[fighterkimburgess]

Hey! I’m Cíara.

I write: 

Chicago Fire Masterlist

Chicago PD Masterlist

Chicago Med Masterlist

Law and Order SVU Masterlist

911 Masterlist

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 3 days 18 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[coldasyou]

Happy 20 years of Tim McGraw! | June 19th, 2006

He said the way my blue eyes shined Put those Georgia stars to shame that night I said, "That's a lie"

[queer-as-city-folk]

So from 1914 to 1925 the Soviet Union had a prohibition on alcohol

And from 1917 to 1933 homosexuality was legal in the Soviet Union

So there was a brief window from 1925 to 1933 that someone could have feasibly been to a Soviet gay club

[queer-as-city-folk]

Do you think Stalin ever went to the hypothetical Soviet gay clubs?

[queer-as-city-folk]

Take note that this window also includes the period between the removal of trotsky from the politburo in '26 and his exile from the Soviet union in '29

[queer-as-city-folk]

A random Friday in 1920s Moscow's Gay Scene

[fighterkimburgess]

This is the moment I mention that Belfast's gay club is called Kremlin. And yes, it is themed how you think.

[occidentalist]

Every UK and Irish news outlet rn is opting for bullshit euphemisms like “unrest” and pussyfooting around calling what just happened in Belfast what it fucking was; a pogrom. Nazis attempted a pogrom of (primarily black African) migrants.

[kayfabeoutcold]

Let me be explicitly extremely clear: the broad majority of these Nazis are organized well connected Loyalists. The media is bothsidesing this too to sell you a lie. Irish people are often racist, but these are organized pro-British gangs who have been planning this kind of riot behaviour and practising it on innocent Irish people and non-white immigrants in the North for years. They have done this openly, inciting hate and violence with bonfires, car burnings, door knockings and targeted harrassment campaigns. They have been protected with cries of 'respecting their culture' from every level in policing and government. This is not an attempt to stoke fear, but it is a reminder that these riots are not a shock to anyone tapped into Irish politics. These are the culminations of years of racism being ratified into the culture of the North of Ireland.

[chamacafeahorrible]

getting into the shower: evil evil evil

being in the shower: there is no past and there is no future, there is just the here and now, i am alone but i am not lonely, i am calm and one with the universe, existence is sublime

getting out of the shower: evil evil evil (wet version)

[eroscestlavie]

Rose Tyler was so iconic…no job. no father. hopping planets wearing approximately 10 lbs of waterproof drugstore mascara. a man at home who knew full well she was getting her back blown out by debate team captain space alien David Tennant on the regular and would still hang out with her every time she deigned to grace him with her presence. She killed the Devil? what a great character

[eroscestlavie]

yes mama…

[bixbythemartian]

The Banal Horror of Jimmy Fallon

Under the sterile blue lights of his studio, Fallon laughs endlessly at the same pseudo-jokes, rubs elbows with Trump and Sam Altman, and us

Kris Straub on bluesky said of this writing:

if i can evoke this sense of horror in my work i will be happy. this is an incredible piece

I agree, it's very good and worth reading, if you've got the time

[madhatter1496]

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[scarletbirbs]

Friendly reminder since it's this week:

We boycottinggggg 🫡

[for some background if u want it]

[fighterkimburgess]

There's a deep irony that I was going through 2022 blog stuff about Upstead and their date, and an influencer couple I follow on insta went to Gene and Georgetti for dinner last night.

(Also calling them influencers feels weird but also...Ruth Buscombe I respect your brain, but it is in fact an influencer time now and that's ok)

[organicclownfarm]

mark my words

redbubble / trans flag version

[cynicalclassicist]

That is a reason to keep on living.

[itshype]

Quick question. When someone asks what age you were in a certain year do you give the age that you were before or after your birthday that year?

Do you give the younger or older of the two ages you were that year?

I give the younger (age before your birthday in a given calendar year)

I give the older (age after your birthday in a given calendar year)

Voting ended onMay 15

[bobbymoynihans]

[mrsfallontimberlake-deactivated]

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Happy Orgasm Day! I wish you a satisfying day!

[mycroftplayingoperation]

I saw this post on May 10th 2017 so it’s been waiting in my queue for 364 days

HAPPY ORGASM DAY

[tallymali]

i get what ppl are saying when they’re like “reform councillors will be so bad that their voters will learn their lesson” but like when have they ever learned anything. thats literally the brexit man. he could personally fuck their wife and kick their dog and they’d still draw hearts around his name in their journal

[victusinveritas]

He's prostrating himself before the Eucharist, in case you're wondering. Or possibly planking.

[vvatchword]

@apocrypals

[apocrypals]

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

[ktrose68]

I'm sending this to my best friend who's uncle is best friends with the pope. They have a whole folder worth of funny pope memes to show him the next time they get to hang out. This just made the cut.