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Hey! I’m Cíara.

I write:

Chicago Fire Masterlist

Chicago PD Masterlist

Chicago Med Masterlist

Law and Order SVU Masterlist

911 Masterlist

#fic masterpost #Cíara writes #fighterkimburgess #fighterkimburgess's masterlist

chamacafeahorrible

getting into the shower: evil evil evil

being in the shower: there is no past and there is no future, there is just the here and now, i am alone but i am not lonely, i am calm and one with the universe, existence is sublime

getting out of the shower: evil evil evil (wet version)

eroscestlavie

Rose Tyler was so iconic…no job. no father. hopping planets wearing approximately 10 lbs of waterproof drugstore mascara. a man at home who knew full well she was getting her back blown out by debate team captain space alien David Tennant on the regular and would still hang out with her every time she deigned to grace him with her presence. She killed the Devil? what a great character

eroscestlavie

yes mama…

bixbythemartian

Under the sterile blue lights of his studio, Fallon laughs endlessly at the same pseudo-jokes, rubs elbows with Trump and Sam Altman, and us

Kris Straub on bluesky said of this writing:

if i can evoke this sense of horror in my work i will be happy. this is an incredible piece

I agree, it's very good and worth reading, if you've got the time

madhatter1496

#me and burgstead #I reread unintentional last week and I'm so proud of it

thevampirecrow

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

scarletbirbs

Friendly reminder since it's this week:

We boycottinggggg 🫡

[for some background if u want it]

There's a deep irony that I was going through 2022 blog stuff about Upstead and their date, and an influencer couple I follow on insta went to Gene and Georgetti for dinner last night.

(Also calling them influencers feels weird but also...Ruth Buscombe I respect your brain, but it is in fact an influencer time now and that's ok)

organicclownfarm

mark my words

redbubble / trans flag version

cynicalclassicist

That is a reason to keep on living.

itshype

Quick question. When someone asks what age you were in a certain year do you give the age that you were before or after your birthday that year?

Do you give the younger or older of the two ages you were that year?

I give the younger (age before your birthday in a given calendar year)

I give the older (age after your birthday in a given calendar year)

Voting ended onMay 15

#my birthday is the end of November #so the younger

bobbymoynihans

mrsfallontimberlake-deactivated

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

poetry-protest-pornography

Happy Orgasm Day! I wish you a satisfying day!

mycroftplayingoperation

I saw this post on May 10th 2017 so it’s been waiting in my queue for 364 days

HAPPY ORGASM DAY

tallymali

i get what ppl are saying when they’re like “reform councillors will be so bad that their voters will learn their lesson” but like when have they ever learned anything. thats literally the brexit man. he could personally fuck their wife and kick their dog and they’d still draw hearts around his name in their journal

victusinveritas

He's prostrating himself before the Eucharist, in case you're wondering. Or possibly planking.

vvatchword

@apocrypals

apocrypals

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

ktrose68

I'm sending this to my best friend who's uncle is best friends with the pope. They have a whole folder worth of funny pope memes to show him the next time they get to hang out. This just made the cut.