A kingdom, or this

Kaitlyn (she/her) 30 No I won’t shut up about The Locked Tomb✌🏼 Queen of playlists & weird dangly earrings. Co-host of My Podcast Knows What You Read In The Dark

[cherifaouachani]

Every 10 Minutes!!!!!!

[serendipitous-posts]

Just saw the interview where Curry Barker explained that it's totally possible to get a normal wish from the One Wish Willow, and I love the way they did that so much. The reason Obsession happened isn't because it's trying to twist Bear's desires into something evil. It's not even because he phrased his want wrong. Obsession happened because Bear got his hands on a magic item that could do anything in existence, and chose to force someone to fall in love with him, which is an inherently evil thing to do.

[alysmond]

OBSESSION + Nikki in shadow

[spcecowboyyy]

a cancelled show can be a dead wife

[taylornprice]

california butterflies!

[starsandsupernovae]

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

[starsandsupernovae]

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

[bugpurity]

crazy how they call the sixth house "the emperors reason" when the main 2 sixth house individuals have never once shown making a reasonable decision. they are famously the most insane people ever. the emperors little irrational codependent freaks doesnt roll off the tongue so easy i guess.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[writemeasandwich]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[silvernevermind]

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

[omegaversereloaded]

i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard

[omegaversereloaded]

guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player

[fluorescentnova]

[mero7t]

man you know female characters can have important platonic relationships and care about people without being a mom or sister or wine aunt right

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[bodhimcbodeface]

I love toddlers, I had a Spanish-speaking toddler the other day and I taught her the word octopus in English and she said it like “otoputa” which quickly got shortened to “puta” and she just started pointing all over my octopus book shouting “puta puta puta!” (All the adults including her mom thought it was hilarious.) I’m like girl come on stop slutshaming the otoputas

[snailkites]

2007 eBird gem

[snowflakeeel]

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of

citing a goddamn source??“

[theequeerstrian]

No

It’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of

Smug irrationality

[ryebreadgf]

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

[ryebreadgf]

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.