you can't take loved away

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[terramythos]

piss poor reading comprehension???? simply drink water and you will have an abundance of piss

[ferrocyan]

piss rich reading comprehension

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm flattered you say we piss on the rich

[strangehorse]

OCD recovery is cosmically unfair because it's the only disorder i know of where the treatment is 'okay! now make yourself feel worse'

[strangehorse]

depression recovery: go for a walk. eat some nice food. meet with a friend. be kind to yourself.

OCD recovery: okay, so it's very important to accept that we cannot definitively rule out that you are mega-hitler, and you may have caused 9/11

[probuccalfat]

the girlies who are anti-makeup tune out of this post rn and the rest of you stay but i hate hate hate the culture around makeup in the last few years where some rando will be like “try a thinner brow!” “blush on the nose tip looks soooo bad and it’s unflattering on you” “try your blush closer to your temples instead of cheeks, it lifts instead of making you look older” Shut Up. Shut Up!!! stop trying to turn makeup into a uniform template to cut and paste on every face regardless of the individual features and have you considered that maybe i fucking love my blush all over my nose and cheeks because it’s kinda cute to me that i look like i just came in from the cold like a winter dolly

[segacdsss]

job search vent art

[the-bar-sinister]

They would not go on cute dates and raise children, they would punch each other in the throat and have bad sex on the couch.

[vamptits]

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

[halberdbooks]

Yeah

[probuccalfat]

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out

[loveridden1999]

shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn

[cleanturnssmartgirlsdumb]

you need daddy to complete you

[loveridden1999]

daddy needs to be euthanized

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[probuccalfat]

i’m genuinely sick of the propaganda that fat bitches don’t fuck STOP IT! JUST STOP IT!!!!!!!!! we can’t be in this day and age in this ozempic and eating disorders looksmax self-optimization era acting like this and breathing even an ounce of air into the idea that fat people haven’t been fucking and sucking despite it all since the beginning of time. FAT PEOPLE ARE DESIRABLE AND FAT PEOPLE FUCK!!!!!!!!

[depsidase]

[wizardarchetypes]

i'm in a group for people who own those 12 foot tall home depot halloween skeletons (i do not own a 12 foot tall home depot skeleton; do not tell on me). the skeleton owners post daily about how they're decorating their skeletons seasonally to circumvent local ordinances about "seasonally appropriate" outdoor décor. they post anonymous fan & hate mail neighbors leave in their mailboxes which appear to be 100% genuine and a number of people are regularly posting updates as they pursue litigation against HOAs and entire cities to defend their rights to keep their 12 foot skeletons standing outside year-round. with lawyers and everything. it's a look into the lives of people who have money to spend on things i can never imagine, but i am compelled by their conviction.

[wizardarchetypes]

you'd like to imagine the outcome of the bitter legal warfare might have knock-on effects that allow people more freedom in self-expression on their own lawns in general, but mainly it seems to be exclusively about the 12 foot tall home depot skeletons. and what a world.

[desolationlesbian]

years later still thinking about the time i was being interviewed for a judicial clerkship and the judge asked me what i do in my free time and being a student i was like uh idk videogames and this very old very venerable respected jurist looked at me over his little glasses and said quote "oh, what kind? I love Dark Souls."

[tahthetrickster]

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

[batavias]

There's no such thing as emotional cheating tbh you could say that shit about anything. what, am I emotionally cheating on you with this ant crawling along my sleeve right now? See how fuckin dumb that sounds? Yeah, exactly. I'm not doing that shit. I'm not cheating on anyone.

[Quietly waits for you to leave and then sends a knowing look to the ant]

[travellingpepper]

I always see posts about transmascs with hairy tits but can we get a yippee ki yay for transfems with hairy tits

[themoonandmyman]

hello I am at my wits end and I need to know something. Do you talk to your mother every day?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 6 hours

No nuance. If you don’t have a mother/are no contact etc this is not a poll for you.

You can elaborate as to how often you feel is a regular amount of communication between an adult child and their mother.