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punk.
Jack was gobsmacked, a juvenile compared to the master when faced with being caught off-guard, expression both startled and defensive. He found sneaking around to be a talent of his, even without magic he could blend into the shadows, quick and quiet on his feet, a surprising endowment considering he never had to care about how much noise he made at home. It must have been all the ballet, or maybe it was something magic left over in his system.
But none of that mattered given he was currently face-to-face with someone he hoped was not a night guard, as his expression twisted openly into confusion at the mans statement. Old ?Maybe. Lost ? That didn’t sound right. Red eyes flickered over the man, then towards the long hall meters away. He didn’t hear anybody.
❝ Dunno, ‘Old Man’, it depends on where you’re GOIN’. ❞ He kept his voice low and quiet, almost conspiratory, as his expression went from suspicious to appraising. Unlike some people, he didn’t like bodies, especially not the idea of his own going cold in a place like this, ❝ Seems like a weird place to get LOST. Didn’t you see the signs ? ❞
his smile hardens for a moment, intentionally betraying his guise in order to flash a warning the kid’s way. the coldness in his eyes is powerful, & yet, just brief enough that one might be convinced that they had imagined it. ❝ signs, signs ... my eyes aren’t what they used to be. ❞ jordi winks, apparently carefree. fuck, he is carefree; just barely keeping his own voice down, volume at that point you use when it’s late at night & you keep quiet without thinking. as far as situations like this one go, it’s easier to lie to someone significantly younger than himself, but it’s not as if he’d have much trouble were he facing someone older. ( either way, they both do seem to be trespassing, as he’d assumed at first. fair enough — & reason not to create a scene. he’d rather keep this a stealthy endeavor, if at all possible. )
❝ if you can’t help me, then i guess i’ll have to find my own way, ❞ he laments with faux disappointment, a hint of forced shame creeping onto worn features. jordi doesn’t plan on getting his fellow interloper caught intentionally, & he assumes this is a mutual understanding despite the fact that he’s still trying to psych the kid out. since they’re probably after different things, it shouldn’t matter: there’s honor among thieves, even when things get more serious. ( maybe. ) but, ah, curiosity killed the cat, & the fixer is admittedly catlike. not yet revealing his true nature, he lets his eyes remain unassuming as he angles his head slightly upwards & asks, ❝ where are you going? ❞
the other one was ugly & hesitant, so like or reply to this post if you wanna play an in character game ( or games ) tonight. i’ll message you & work out the best way to go about it, but discord will probably be required since cards against humanity is the first game that comes to mind & we can’t use it to chat anymore. if you wanna play some other time, but tonight doesn’t work, just let me know uwu
the other one was ugly & hesitant, so like or reply to this post if you wanna play an in character game ( or games ) tonight. i’ll message you & work out the best way to go about it, but discord will probably be required since cards against humanity is the first game that comes to mind & we can’t use it to chat anymore. if you wanna play some other time, but tonight doesn’t work, just let me know uwu
ellie.
“-Thousand dollar pajamas? Jesus fucking Christ, pajamas COST that much?” Ellie hadn’t necessarily been COMPLAINING- her pajamas were usually just an oversized night shirt. Who the fuck actually needed actual pajamas? It seemed like a waste to her, but, fuck.. thousand dollar pajamas didn’t sound half bad.
“…You don’t gotta buy me something like that,” She mumbled, turning to shuffle off. The idea of someone spending so much money on her felt.. weird. The most money anyone spent on her was about twenty bucks. A thousand didn’t even sound REAL.
thousand dollar pajamas do exist, & while he doesn’t exactly plan on spending that much money on her, he would if she really wanted him to. she has a lot more influence over him than he lets on, & it’s not like money is tight around here or anything. he can’t remember the last time he had to worry about funds, & he plans on keeping it that way for as long as possible — especially now that this kid is hanging around. he knows her background isn’t exactly lavish, so when she grumbles something about not needing something so expensive while she heads away, he affectionately shouts, ❝ fuck you. ellie, i’m buying you prada pajamas! ❞
horrifying.
“This is mine now.” In a bold tactical move absolutely nobody could have seen coming, the man simply lets the child stab him in the arm. Is it excruciating? Yes. But is it a power move that neither observer could have predicted? 100%. She must have been aiming for the neck, luckily the ranger’s gamble played out in his favor. He simply turns his frame to keep the knife out of her reach. “Can’t do much without your tiddlywink knife can ya sport? Can’t do much with it either! I am going to do you a massive favor and beat the shit out of you in the worst way possible. Emotionally.” The soldier puffs himself up a shout.
“YOU CALL THAT KILLING ME YOU SORRY SACK OF HOT PINK SHIT? I HAVE SEEN BLIND ANEMIC KITTENS KILL BETTER THAN YOU! DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING BATTLE PLAN KID?! yOU JUST CHASE DETECTIVES AND MAFIOSO AROUND WITH A SWISS ARMY KNIFE KID? THIS YOUR GODDAMN LIFE PLAN? GONNA DO THIS FOR FIVE YEARS? TEN?! YOU GONNA DO THIS TILL YOU SHIT YOUR OLD BIRD ORGANS OUT?!?! YOU HAVE NO TACTICS! YOU HAVE NO GRACE! YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A CREEPY FACE!” In his fit of rage, he snatches the mask right off the teenager and places it over his own face. “LOOK AT ME! I’M THE LEGION! SURE, I SOUND LIKE I’M SOME DEEP WEB MURDER CULT OF THOUSANDS OR A DAMNED HITMAN NETWORK, BUT I’M ACTUALLY ONE BACKWOODS HICK AND THREE KIDS HE TRICKED INTO THINKING HE’S COOL. THE HICK KILLED ONE GUY AND WE DID JACK SHIT.” The mask gets thrown straight at the girl, and then falls into the damp leaves and churned up mud of the trial grounds. “YOU CAN’T EVEN PUT EFFORT INTO YOUR ART CAN YOU, PRIVATE WEEPY? DON’T YOU FUCKING SOB WHEN I AM YELLING AT YOU, I DID NOT ORDER YOU TO SOB! LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING MASK! THAT IS NOT A MURDER MASK I WOULD WEAR WITH PRIDE! YOU SMEARED SOME FINGERPAINTS ON A FIVE DOLLAR HOCKEYMASK AND CALLED IT A DAY! DO NOT SHOW YOUR GODDAMN FACE IN MY WOODS UNTIL YOU PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND MURDER RIGHT, OR QUIT AND GO BACK TO SHITHOLE, ARKANSAS! DIIISMISSED!!!”
at first, susie reaches for the knife, but once she realizes it’s hopeless, her arms drop miserably to her sides. is she even allowed to talk to these people? thanks to an amalgam of her confusion, her fear of breaking the entity’s rules, & her growing terror of the man who’s lecturing her, the killer does not move, nor try to interject, throughout the entirety of his speech. tears continue to spill from her eyes even when he orders her to stop, & once he dismisses her, she pivots & books it in the opposite direction without even trying to retrieve the cheap mask which he’d tossed to the ground ( much less the knife that she left lodged in his arm. )
jordi has seen a lot of odd things — it comes with his chosen career, & he hasn’t found himself in a state of surprise in a very long time. not even waking up in this godforsaken place really spooked him, even if it was inconvenient as hell. he’s pretty sure this guy is enough to confuse him, though. somehow, he’s making an insane situation even insaner. it’s only once susie’s sobs have faded ( not because she’s stopped crying, but because she’s far out of earshot ) that he speaks. ❝ ... congratulations, you bullied a high schooler, ❞ the hitman deadpans, one hand placed in his pocket as he regards the other with ... begrudged respect? maybe. not that it matters very much ... jordi shakes his head & gets ready to walk off himself. ❝ i’m going to find a generator. do you want to take that knife out? ❞
kassandra.
Not often does the woman find herself ‘hanging out’ with someone. Kassandra often kept to herself, but since she met Jordi, things have kind of changed. For the better? That, she isn’t sure of just yet. Leaning back, amber hues glanced over at the bottle of wine. Not as intrigued with his words, as she was with the bottle of wine. She held out her glass, and nodded with a small smile. ❝I used to be a mercenary, back in the days. But I can’t see myself doing it much anymore, now. Perhaps I’ll take on a few, but I think myself growing a little soft.❞
❝ well, no shit, ❞ jordi snorts as he fills her glass halfway, falling into a brief silence as he replaces the stopper & sets the glass between them. he gets back to his point once he sits back down. ❝ a mercenary would’ve killed me when i held her at gunpoint. i was just wondering if that spirit might come back. ❞ finally, the fixer leans against the back of his seat, as if this topic bores him. he takes a long drink from his glass, then places it back on the table which they’re seated at. kassandra’s company isn’t unbearable, like so many people’s can be. he can’t kill her, anyway, & she doesn’t seem to want to kill much of anyone, so it ends up working out. ❝ you know how to reach me if you change your mind. i’m always getting job offers. ❞
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❝ hey, don’t look at me like that. ❞ haha, it’s funny because wrench is wearing a mask. ❝ i can’t just— here, hold this. ❞ after forcing the small crate of explosives into wrench’s arms, jordi pulls shut the ancient garage door by hand, & reclaims them before the guy can run away just like that, or kill him, or anything. ❝ i can’t just give you freebies every time, or you’ll start thinking you’re my favorite customer. ❞ is wrench his favorite? is someone else his favorite? does he have a favorite at all? he refuses to answer any of these pressing questions, but they both know he’d usually be happy to give the kid some fun extras. he’s just having some trouble with his guy lately ... oh, the trouble is that he killed his guy.
❝ anyway. ❞ he enunciates the word, & places the crate on the ground. he feels at home beneath the empty night sky & dim streetlights; cities are so much better than any rural area, that’s for sure. ❝ how many did you need, again? ❞
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he looks like he doesn’t belong here, suave, dressed formally — indeed, jordi tends to stand out like a sore thumb. his appearance is like a coin, presenting two faces: on one hand, he can attract attention; but on the other, no one ever sees him & suspects the kinds of things that he’s usually setting out to do. today, it’s murder: something that, in this case, has to be close-range, out of unfortunate tactical necessity. the pistol is concealed someone on him, hidden by that stiff suit & carefree attitude. yet, he stops to eye her. it’s so quiet here, & she sticks out, too, for some reason. could there be something else about her? maybe. usually, if someone isn’t his target, then he doesn’t really care.
❝ do you work here? ❞ jordi asks, point blank. he clearly isn’t supposed to be here ... or is he? usually people don’t want to ask, afraid he’s some higher up who’ll get their asses fired. she looks like she doesn’t deserve to work here. she looks like she deserves better than a lot of things she has, & trust him — he knows how to read people. he gives her a look. something bad is about to happen. ❝ you should leave. don’t worry about it. ❞
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❝ you know, i still don’t see why you won’t officially join the fixer business. there’s not even any risk in it for you, only reward. ❞ jordi cracks open a finely aged bottle of wine & pours himself half a glass, paying no mind to her for the time being. if she wanted to get back at him, she would’ve done it a while ago. are they friends? not exactly, but here they are, hanging out. ( kind of. ) although, from the sound of it, jordi still seems to be trying to make a buck off of her, resorting to a much more complex methodology since he can’t shoot her down & take the bounty he’d been offered. as if to counter this point intentionally, the fixer looks over his shoulder at her, gesturing with practiced elegance to the nearly full bottle of wine. ❝ oh, do you want some? ❞
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❝ they’re not mine, obviously. someone must have left them here. ❞ jordi seems defensive, as if she accused him, even though she was just complaining about the clothes themselves. ( who left them here, anyway ... ? ah, this is one of jordi’s apartments we’re talking about, so let’s not get into it. ) she’s exaggerating, of course, but she does look a lot smaller in the oversized pajamas. it’s cute, even though he won’t admit that out loud under the most strenuous of tortures. ❝ they’ll work for tonight, & i’ll buy you some thousand dollar pajamas tomorrow. just go the fuck to sleep. ❞
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he spares the face naught more than a glance, mentally cursing the manifestation across his television screen — he’d been in the middle of watching something, after all, but there’s nothing he can do. fuck him if he knows anything about hacking, & he doubts just trying to turn the thing off will suffice. oh, well. jordi returns to straightening up his suit, seemingly frustrated about something as he hyperfocuses on details in the mirror. there’s no harm in conversation, & he rushes to defend the fact that he’s about to go eat somewhere expensive & formal.
❝ that’s not very classy of you, but i don’t know what all i expected. ❞ what is this, a threat? he decides it isn’t; even though he doesn’t have all of the details, blume’s experiment here seems to have gone awry. it’s still annoying, though, like all threats towards him are. ❝ i’m leaving in fifteen minutes. would you kindly fuck off until then? ❞