[haarute]

when it’s 3am and you’re still on your phone

[supervillanelle]

not gonna lie i was pretty sure lexi was gonna walk up to rue and kiss her like crazy bc we all been knew she gay so yes im disappointed

[hxnnibxi]

Me when Lexi asked Cassie about hooking up with people

[mitski-miyawakis]

when your therapist says “you wanna know what I think?” and you know you’re about to be read for filth

[warmsocks-warmdrinks]

I’m ready for the shorter days and the crisp breeze of autumn. ready for the sweaters and combat boot. and I’m so ready for summer to conclude.

[orux]

do you ever listen to a song and feel the urge to make a short film just to use it as a soundtrack

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

dont even talk to me if you dont want to destroy christian family values immediately

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[painkillersandicecream]

I am but multiple illnesses in a trenchcoat masquerading as a person

[johnnyjava]

[pseudophan]

ideal existence

[guyinabugway]

Imagine never being late to anything

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

[7elevn]

i feel like i made myself up

[1dietcokeinacan]

You did! You do! Every day! Every minute!

[gearboxwritesbooks]

How it's made except they dont tell you what they're making

[d3monicas]

every man is nick dunne .

[deadbeatmaker]

Mutant children: how come the professor lets you be here even though you’re magneto?

Magneto, having his morning cup of coffee at Xavier’s school after he and Charles made up for the 14th time:

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

me: [minding my own business, chewing an object.]

god: ….what are you eating?

me: [starts chewing faster.]

god, rising: NO.

[he tries to pry open my jaws as to confiscate the object. i bite him. i am cast out from eden.]