not a single thought

[shmoobeardraws]

so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

[protectwoc]

this is so fucking funny

[softlenaluthor]

from this

[depsidase]

[mattrivas]

Like who has this kind of time

[markv5]

Властное объятие

[standupbard-deactivated20171201]

apparently that means “powerful embrace”, but i got this

which seems much more russian

[ineedthatseat-deactivated201712]

@spoonriverrat

[baawri]

Every Sexist Commercial You’ve Ever Seen [x]

[tahitea]

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

[sam-winchester-cries-during-sex]

that’s 110%

[cianur00]

[filesdone-deactivated20130818]

thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing

me: types out a post

me, deleting it: God jsut shut the fuck

[caroldanversenthusiast]

this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

[anusking-remade-deactivated2015]

don’t even look at me unless you own these 

[valtsv]

owning a cat makes you immune to demons

[valtsv]

evil spirits in my house: *creak my door open ominously*

me: is that you baby??? *kissing noises* come here sweet baby <3

[valtsv]

me: *feels another Presence™ somewhere in the kitchen with me while i’m fetching glass of water at 3am*

me, sleepy and unafraid: i’m not letting you out yet you bastard, go back to bed

the yellow-eyed demon that stalks me in the dark: *whispering* damn it

[tony-has-anxietyattacks-so-do-i]

demon: *knocks over few things to make me jump*

me, rolling my eyes, annoyed: we talked about this now you are just being a baD BOY AND NO ONE LIKES BAD BOYS!

demon, teary eyed: *sighs* no one ever liked me…

[effervescentbi]

#not this time bitch

[trappedstarchild]

Why don’t we talk about how differently they run

[raina16]

They’ve actually talked about that(not specifically about T'Challa and Steve), that Chris Evans has to do most if not all his own running scenes because they say his running form is really hard to replicate for a stunt double but it’s one of the things that sets Cap apart, Chris Evans particular type of physicality, and actually helps convey the “superness” I suppose of the super soldier thing.

[wahbegan]

Chris Evans had to do his own stunts because he runs like a weird idiot robot

[taraljc]

The Cap we deserve

[platypusisnotonfire]

If I remember my biomechanics correctly, he has basically perfect running form. If you track his head movement there is ZERO up and down motion, meaning his entire energy is going to forward motion, making it 100% efficient.

Like, this is “good” vs “bad” technique:

There is still some waviness to that green line.

Chris Evans just has like….none.

[rohirric-hunter]

Actually Chris Evans runs that way because he did ballet as a child. Most of the jumping kicks he does as Cap are based off of ballet form, as well as the way he runs and his massive upper body strength.

Ballet is a martial art they just don’t want you to know it.

[hettolandija]

He also runs with no forward lean which does not affect speed, but it’s rare

[wadey-wilson]

[byrneing]

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

this is so positive

[notyourbaabyy]

I am here for this.

[thefrogman]

This jumping, wall climbing sheep is freaking Otis out. 

[dailyanimals]

[pi-la]

[stimman3000]

.

[static-behind-green-eyes]

That’s such a hauntingly beautiful sound.