Just... Trying to Work Out What Pleases Me

When a humble bard graced a ride along with Geralt of Rivia, Along came this song. [Indie showbased Jaskier to Blog. Multiverse, Multiship, Open to all fandoms, mun and muse 18+.]

[leneemusing]

nonverbal memes

add + to reverse who does the action

[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention  [ sleep ] for your muse to wake mine  [ cover ]  for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket  [ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc.  [ kiss ]  for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning  [ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair  [ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair  [ embrace ]  for your muse to hold mine  [ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room  [ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer  [ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger  [ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s [ weep ]  for your muse to catch mine crying  [ eat ]  for your muse to offer mine food [ hit ] for your muse to attack mine  [ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance  [ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine  [ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap  [ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring  [ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually  [ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support  [ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm  [ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand  [ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did  [ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine  [ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap  [ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down  [ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away  [ dream ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare  [ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation  [ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury  [ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine  [ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger  [ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine  [ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine 

[rpmememaker]

Send ♡ if you'd be interested in discussing a ship between our muses

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

Or non-anons. Whatever works for you!

[imameme-youreameme]

Places to have Sex

nsfw | 18+ meme for multi-muse blogs, specify which muse.

send me any number from one to twenty, and i will write a starter of our muses having sex in the place your number determines. no peeking ;)

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[trans-ignis]

'Things I have said that my boyfriend has made me write down'

[rpmemes-unmonitored]

"Oh, I have something fun to show you- wait I already took my bra off, never mind."

"After the cheesy eruption incident in the microwave, it's not safe for civilian use anymore."

"Uh, I have a joke for that, but it only works in code."

"Fucking REFLEXES MAN!"

"You don't do the little Jedi hand motion thing when going through automatic doors? But.. Then where do you source your power?"

"Never use that meme in my presence ever again, or I swear this engagement is off."

"You are such a shitty shit... God I love you. Never change."

"You don't have the qualifications for that dad joke, I object."

"Hence forth that shall just be referred to as 'the incident'."

"You are 89% hot hot leg, and I have absolutely no objections."

"There's no dwarven warrior option. Cannot relate."

"[name], this is your daily reminder that pegging isn't considered vanilla."

"Well why do you think I bought a paddle brush?"

"I have learned my lesson about calling food orgasmic. But at the same time, that strawberry mousse did get me laid, so who's winning here?"

[rocknmeme]

‘i love you’ prompts send a word (or more!) for our muses to interact.    

WASH : running a bath

MEDICINE : giving cough syrup

BRACE : helping to sit or stand

WARMTH : checking for fever

CLOUD : getting a cold compress

HUSH : going into comfort mode

SOFT : fluffing pillows

SNUG : fixing blankets

LIFT : picking up and carrying

TALE : telling a story

EAT : making soup

COOL : filling a glass with water

SIP : making a hot drink 

BUNDLE : covering with a blanket or jacket

FADE : turning off lights

ZZZ : leaving out pajamas    

INFERNO : putting balm on a burn

PILL : providing painkillers

REDUCE : giving an antacid

FROST : icing a bruise  

CLOTH : bandaging a wound  

NAP : putting to bed and tucking in 

WAIT : keeping watch at bedside

SONG : singing or humming a lullaby 

[anchorsoutatsea]

This. Scene. Right. Here.

This scene is so underrated. We’ve just met Jaskier in this episode, but within minutes we find out that this bard is confident and well educated. As he and Geralt are trekking through the land looking for the Devil of Posada, we hear Jaskier say a line that’s seemingly unimportant, just more of his ramblings. He says “The elves called this Dol Blathanna before bequeathing it to the humans and retreating to their golden palaces in the mountains. There I go again, just…delivering exposition.” This is information that he prides himself in knowing, most likely taught to him during his time in Oxenfurt. He can even speak Elder, not a common trait for humans. Oxenfurt taught him their language, but the information they gave him is wrong. It’s the teaching of humans, not the truth.  The scene above is the exact moment that Jaskier realizes everything he knew about the elves was wrong. Filavandrel tells Jaskier and Geralt that they were forced from their homes and starving, forced to ask a sylvan to steal for them for survival. Jaskier learns that it was humans that forced the elves into unlivable conditions. Everything was stolen from them, their land, their magic, their lives. 

And I think this was the exact moment that Jaskier chose to follow Geralt. Not because of the stories he would learn and could sing, not because Geralt was good for exposure and protection, but because Jaskier had just learned that elves, witchers, and creatures alike were never the real monsters. 

Humans were the real monsters all along. 

And if what humans said made people like Geralt a monster, he would rather choose to follow a monster Every. Single. Time. 

[vespaaurinkos]

So Immortal!Jaskier amiright?

here’s what I think:

-Y’know how Jaskier seems like he’s still 18 like in ep2, that’s cause he is and will be forever

-He died in the encounter with the elves, but Filavandrel felt bad from him since he was dying and resurrected him

-The lute has protection magic in it, so that the bard doesn’t get hurt again

[the-bard-followed-the-witcher]

This is canon and you can’t convince me otherwise

[penny-anna]

‘jaskier can flirt just not when Geralt is around’ is such an amazing hc tho… strong possibility that Geralt has NO idea… he’s known Jaskier for like 20 years and remains baffled as to how he has so much game when his idea of flirting is to tell someone they have a neck like a sexy goose. he concluded a long time ago that it’s just one of those things he’ll never understand.

but then it comes up around Yennefer and she’s like ‘oh yeah his powers stop working when you’re around’

Geralt: his what now?

Yennefer: his powers of charm & seduction. they stop working when you’re around.

Geralt: ?????

Yennefer: he says your face throws him off

Geralt: jaskier has powers of seduction?

Yennefer: of course he does?? how did you think he got me to sleep with him? he’s very charming. but only when you aren’t there.

Geralt: …

Geralt:

[fourmarksmage]

@fillinglesspie​:

“You certainly know how to play at being one,” he said but no real heat behind it. He nodded Yennefer of all people was perhaps the only one who understood at the moment. And wasn’t that a laugh. “I absolutely shouldn’t…. But I know I would.”

He managed a chuckle as she choked in her ale taking a swig of his own drink before singing softly “She’s always bad news. It’s always loose loose. So tell me love tell me love how is that just?” He shrugged taking another swig “Among other lines that perhaps paint you as the villain of my story,” it was exactly apologetic but… It wasn’t not either.

“I just don’t feel the need to show my soft underbelly to every bard I come across who could write a mean song about me,” she countered. She hated that they were both strung up in this weird place, but there was the slightest relief in not suffering alone.

She pursed her lips. While she didn’t mind most of his songs, this one she did. It was hard to find redeeming qualities in a song that detailed and exaggerated the worst parts of herself. “I don’t think I would call saving you from the djinn’s magic bad news. Or a loss.”  Except for myself, she thought, but didn’t voice it since they were trying with one another, it seemed. “I’m sorry, Jaskier, but I’m the only one allowed to put myself down that way.”

[fillinglesspie]

Fair enough he supposed. He could not blame anyone for protecting themselves. Perhaps Jaskier wouldn't be in his current predicament if he had been more guarded.

"You hardly did that out of the goodness of your heart," he pointed out "And when I wrote that song... Like I said I needed someone else to be my villain." He sighed and looked at her in surprise "You talk about yourself in such a way?" He didn't know why but he believed Yennefer immune from such a thing like hating ones self.

[im-weak-my-love-and-i-am-wanting]

[tragic-cranky-porcelain-doll]

The man has eyes like precious stones. 😍 But damn, the last one, the way he looks at Geralt.. 😢

[roachandrenfri]

At first glance: Awww, look, he’s tryin a be sexy.

On second glance: Wait, *who* is he splaying his legs for?

[joeybateydearly]

Joey Batey as Jasker | fear & pain theme

[bytheanchorarchived]

💕 sensual meme edition

send me a number from 1-25, without peeking, and i will choose the suiting option for our muses and write up a drabble/starter/moment according to the image! (trigger warning for graphic sexual content and other mature themes)

          [01]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f           [02]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [03]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [04]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [05]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [06]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [07]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [08]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [09]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [10]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [11]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [12]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [13]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [14]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [15]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [16]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [17]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [18]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [19]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [20]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [21]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [22]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [23]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [24]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f            [25]    m.m  +  m.f  +  f.f 

[givethispromptatry]

“You would seriously sacrifice the lives of millions of people just for one person?”

“In a heartbeat.”

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

Sexual tension sentence starters

as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall. part two ( x ) and more angry ones ( x )

Angry

“Make me.”

“I dare you.”

“Bite me.”

“You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”

“Wanna bet?”

“If you complain that it’s hot one more time, I’m going to give you a reason to sweat.”

“Prove it.”

“What’s in it for me?”

“If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to do it for you.”

“Oh, well fuck me, then.”

“Shut up!”

“Yell at me again, and I’ll give you a real reason to scream.”

Flirty

“I wish we weren’t out in public…”

“Wow, you’re really strong.”

“Wanna go for a ride?”

“You sure can’t keep your hands to yourself…”

“Ah, I think I need a new bed.”

“Can you help me with my tie?” / “Can you zip up my dress for me?”

“You have really nice fingers…”

“Are we going downtown?”

“You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.”

“That outfit looks good on you. But, you’d also look good without the outfit.”

“What do you wear to bed?”

Awkward

“Do you have to eat it like that?”

“Uhm–t-those shorts look tight–”

“Hey, stop biting your lip…”

“Wha–is that a banana in your pocket?”

“You’re standing a little close to me…”

“Hey–you’ve got a little something on your face–”

“My keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?”

“Help me find the D? I mean, the variable–i-it’s math…”

“I just wanna grab your bu–hand. Grab your hand.”

“*purely staring at (muse name)’s lips*”

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[toss-a-coin-to-your-bard]