fillzilla

felicia, sweden; runs entirely on queue; hot mess of current interests

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[only-cat-memes]

[nemfrog]

500 million years ago. Basic studies in science. 1940.

Internet Archive

[rexs-writing]

i think it would be so so funny that if in that one episode of atla when iroh was like "the white dragon bush makes amazing tea... but! this could also be the white jade bush which is super posionous" and then he fucking makes the tea and gets a rash, i think it would be SO fucking funny if it actually WAS the white dragon bush he just happened to have a severe allergy to it

[muffinlance]

The moment of sheer despair Fire Lord Zuko feels when he walks in on Iroh, face puffed up in a distinctly familiar way, crouched over his tea cup like a raccoon caught on a trash can

And the palace physician confirms, in the most tired voice possible, that yes, they learned the treatment for this particular aliment from their own teacher

Because Prince Iroh has been doing this to himself for yeeeeears

[fer1972]

[avdunstar-blog]

Vintage Porcelain Covered With Hand-Painted Ants

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I really do wish meeting new people when you're autistic didn't result in the person viewing you as secretly evil for at least a month before realizing you just act slightly different than others without ulterior motive. I get that people meet a lot of assholes in life but omg. I didn't do anything

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Need to wear a shirt that says this

[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

[despazito]

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

[pangur-and-grim]

if someone were to make a depressing artsy movie of my life, there'd be at least once scene where I'm checking my savings account with a grimace while Belphie methodically pulls books off my bookshelf with loud rhythmic thumps behind me

[pangur-and-grim]

not right now, buddy. do that later

[minyoonjin]

totally normal about this….

[minyoonjin]

I LOVE LIFE

[breakerofcurses]

[noisehoarder]

[riverlarking]

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

[prokopetz]

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

[prokopetz]

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

[slippyflippers]

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[ymutate]

Tomás Sánchez (Cuban, born 1948)

Allá el Aguacero [There’s the Downpour], 1996

Acrylic on linen

35.5 x 27.5 cm. (14 x 10 ⁷/₈ in)

Private collection

[to-orrr]

here are some more cats 🍓

[zenaida-auriculata]

My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts