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[hornywitchahn-deactivated202507]

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[dykenstein-deactivated20210514]

i like how writers are usually referred to by their last name but everyone is on a first-name basis with Dante

[catchymemes]

[morepopcornplease]

i would die for grinch.

[midnightwinterhawk]

I’ve probably shared this before, but..

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[synthbutch-deactivated20210226]

[theoppositeofadults]

mood

[libraryoftheancients]

Catholicism any% speedrun

[leninthesixth]

are we gonna do this "actually Amber Heard was the abuser" shit every two months until we die like is that it

[leninthesixth]

what do you all gain from defending a 55 year old man who was getting drunk and assaulting people in public even before Amber Heard was born? Depp is not only a violent asshole but also a creep who dated Winona Ryder when she was 17 and he was 26 and then Kate Moss when she was 20 and he was 31. Do you dumbasses really think if there was substantial proof of alleged abuse Amber Heard perpetuated Depp's lawyers wouldn't have used it to avoid paying a 7 million dollar alimony? (all of which Heard donated to charity by the way) Johnny Depp is near bankruptcy and he is trying to get his money back and you dumbass woke genzennials are helping him in his smearing campaign for free

[leninthesixth]

since this post is still going around i’m gonna leave this aricle here because it debunks all the allegations made by depp and his lawyers and provides sources so you can stop coming to my inbox telling me about the ways johnny depp was totally abused

[tofustan]

[sagihairius]

Spotify wrapped

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[sportsbianism-deactivated202306]

the most annoying thing abt the whole queer being reclaimed thing is like. yeah lots of fuckin slurs have been reclaimed. they still don't call women's studies bitch studies in college. they don't have n word theory 101. the fuck is anybody acting like it's cool for straight ppl and institutions to be throwing this word around like it's no big deal bc a couple of swingers with blue hair decided it was cool? wtf?

[czar-bug]

Johnny Depp: cuts his own finger and tries to blame it on Amber Heard

Johnny Depp: is caught on audio trying to force Amber to cut him with a knife while she cries and begs him to stop

Johnny Depp: is caught on video throwing a bottle of wine and a wine glass at Amber with no provocation, while generally acting like an absolute lunatic

Johnny Depp: accuses his wife of taking a shit on his bed to take revenge on him (when he wasn’t even there...??)even though it’s obvious to everyone with at least one functioning eye and a brain cell that that is in fact dog shit and his story makes no sense

Johnny Depp: sends texts to his friends about how he wants to drown Amber, burn her to death, and then rape her corpse. Also sends texts calling her vile misogynistic shit

Johnny Depp: is a middle aged man with a consistent history of physical violence that dates back to 1989

Johnny Depp: is caught in several lies in court. Admits in court that he was often so drunk or fucked up on drugs that he can’t even remember whether the DV incidents he was accused of even occurred. Is found guilty by the judge, who felt like there was overwhelming evidence against him, not even the best lawyer in the entire country could save him.

His brain dead fans: oMg poor innocent Johnny hE wAs put through HELL by her!! aMbER tURd iS sUCh a b*TcH!! Look at all these people who claim that she is the violent one, a lot of whom conveniently happen to rely on Johnny Depp for a job and to earn a living! Look at all these audio files and texts released by Johnny’s team that are totally not taken out of context and manipulated to make Johnny look better! pRoOf!!!

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

its so absurd seeing intense american discourse on this website about women not being able to say fruit, lesbians being opressors for saying fag & gay men needing to die for saying dyke while remembering that time me and my girlfriend were in poland and, in broad daylight, witnessed a protest consisting of nice and normal looking adults with huge posters that read ’gay people are subhuman pedophiles who adopt children to rape them’ and who were talking into megaphones about homosexuals and lesbians being dangerous predators who need to be eliminated. there were a few police cars protecting them. genuinely after that experience & hanging out with ultra normie eastern european chad homos i just haven’t been able to even look at online lgbtabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzåäö+ discourse since it is so incredibly detached from reality

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

and literally now my girlfriends little home village in poland has been officially proclaimed an LGBT free zone and i don’t know how we’ll ever get to safely visit her family and grandparents together again. in russia gay men are being killed & lesbians getting arrested for drawing pussies. wake the fuck up log off go outside

[pukicho]

You are literally just some rat saying your silly little things on the internet

And look at my kingdom

[viennabybillyjoel-deactivated20]

fuck all romance except for whatever barack obama and harry styles had going on

[dykevillanelle]

kids baking championship is extremely, very relatable

[liamslarents]

if you voted by mail-in ballot in PA, MI, WI, NV, NC, and GA:

you can check the status of your ballot online by entering the information associated with your voter registration to check if your ballot was accepted. 

pennsylvania voters: check the status of your ballot here

michigan voters: check the status of your ballot here

wisconsin voters: check the status of your ballot here

nevada voters: check the status of your ballot here

north carolina voters: check the status of your ballot here

georgia voters: check the status (how to) of your ballot here

it is vital to the success of this election that you check to see if your vote was accepted, and especially important since it has come down to these six states. please take a few seconds to follow up to make sure your vote was counted! 

every state will look different, but for example:

this is what it will say on pennsylvania’s ballot status site if your vote has been recorded. if the site does not indicate that your vote has been recorded, please consider following up with a phone call to your county election office or whoever your state dedicates to these issues. if not, keep checking periodically throughout the week to make sure your vote was recorded. 

this is so important. there is a lot at stake here. so many people are vulnerable. we need to make sure every. single. vote. is counted to ensure a fair election. your vote matters! please don’t let it stop at just casting the vote, make sure it’s been recorded.

[liamslarents]

some of the replies provided some additional resources so i’ll add them on!

oregon voters: check the status of your ballot here

arizona voters: check the status of your ballot here

also, thanks to @mercurialkitty: 

“if a ballot was not accepted some states will have a section explaining the reason. so you might be able to see if it’s a simple address or signature issue that can be corrected. in this case, the status is accepted, but the reason section is blank (as pictured below).”

as things are getting closer to wrapping up, please consider checking to see if your vote was recorded! and if there are any errors, please call election officials to try and remedy them to make sure your vote counts. there is a split between the two candidates in a few states with a gap that isn’t very big. this just goes to show that everything single vote counts and you doing your part can help make great change! it’s so important that we do our part and make sure that we have exhausted all possibilities in securing victory. 

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

man oh my god i just remembered my final final exam of high school, my 7th period exam for senior year, held in the auditorium with 2 other classes and like 8 total teachers watching, a guy i was on kinda good terms with asked if id let him cheat off my exam, and i was completely unable to say no to ppl so i was like "of course clifton baby i got u" but i was VERY UNCOMFORTABLE with cheating on exams so i "got up to pee" and our teacher escorted me to the bathrooms and i was like "jack buddy listen, clifton asked me to let him cheat and i said okay but i dont wanna so can u just hover near us so he doesnt get a chance to peek?" and he was like "vicky are u dumb" and i was like "yes" so he stuck near us and after the exam ended i caught clifton after school and was like "omg im so sorry! i can't believe he just hovered around us the whole time! how unfair!" and clifton was like "omg i know! dont feel bad girl its not your fault" but like girl............ it was my fault............. im sorry clifton..............

[whitepeopletwitter]