im not as think as you drunk i am

name is fraz, or rage. depending on where you know me from. in my free and cringe era

[lalage]

i made a short Elden Ring comic about my 9 intelligence Tarnished documenting the strange and wonderful beasts of the Lands Between. uploaded the pdf for free here. just a story about a man born to be a biologist but (eventually) destined to become the Elden Lord

[sevserez]

Soup incident

[duckbunny]

fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.

[duckbunny]

like I mean this very seriously as writing advice. the character should experience events and make decisions that make them different at the end of the story. they should be changed. they do not have to be improved.

they can get worse. they can make decisions of an increasingly terrible nature. they can stop taking risks on kindness. they can discover how much they can get away with. they can find religion, or abandon it, with negative effects on their moral creed. the character has to develop. the character does not have to grow.

[anyboli]

This page from one of my history books looks like a lesbian utopia.

Source: Reclaiming Lost Ground by Neale McGoldrick & Margaret Crocco

[anyboli]

Very similar vibes - this 1899 illustration from Puck of butchy (for the time) lesbians looking like the coolest, hottest women to ever walk the earth

[everyteenager4free1]

[retroactivebakeries]

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[mankillercalledbunny]

The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always

1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.

2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.

3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.

4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!

5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.

[mankillercalledbunny]

"I'm not calling the people who believe in this conspiracy theory racist" I am. They're racist. Maybe not out of malice, but the fact that they believe in this is in itself racist. These conspiracies are always about brown people. Machu Pichu, the Pyramids, Göbekli Tepe, Easter Island, it is ALWAYS POC. It's never the Parthenon, it's never the Colliseum, despite the fact that these were built around the same time as some of the other sites these conspiracy chucklefucks like to throw around, it's never something fucking European. It's always "primitive people" with "stone tools" and "no understanding of modern engineering" so "clearly someone must have taught them this or given them the technology because CLEARLY they were just too Primitive and Savage to figure it out themselves." Fuck off with that shit.

[heatherwitch]

Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” that was written in 1950 is set on the day of August 4th, 2026 (tomorrow)!! Now’s your chance to read it around the time it’s based in!

Audio: A recording of Leonard Nimoy reading it on Internet Archive.

Text: A PDF version.

Graphic Novel: On Internet Archive.

[rose-foods]

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

[avoidbeing]

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

[old-flesh]

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

[grimeclown]

Cmon man

[pastabot]

[bookshelfdreams]

People on Ravelry need to stop publishing designs specifically catered to me, I have a full to-do-list and too many shawls

Zumbrella by Ursa Major Knits

[bookshelfdreams]

oh dear god this woman is amazing

every once in a while you will come across a designer who really runs with it, makes it their mission to showcase exactly what one can do with knitting

Scalindra

Sun King

Fairly Squarely

Thrills with Frills

Da Vinci Wings

Tassel Dazzle

Helix Felicis

Batman & Robin

Wizard Lizard

Lindworm

That's not even all of them. I'm not a huge fan of the term fibre art but this really is it. Wearable art. Look at the geometry of it all! The structure, the chaos, the whimsy! God I love modular knitting

She has lots of very fun socks as well, and even a couple of cowls and fingerless gloves. Go look at her page immediately.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

bought my first vibrator today and i wanted to know if like those toy wipes they sell at the counters are worth it cuz like ik some people say soap and water works just fine but likeeeeee does that actually or are the antibacterial wipes worth the $5 per pack google is giving mixed results

the best way to clean your sexy toys depends heavily on what they're made of, but you basically never need to shell out for anything marketer specifically as a sex toy cleaner. you can read more about the proper ways to clean different types of toys here:

How to Correctly Clean and Store Your Sex Toys

Cleaning and storing your sex toy may be the last thing on your mind after getting off, but skipping it could affect your health and your to

[maykitz]

beyond f*cked up what disney is doing in the indiana jones franchise considering harrison ford's advanced age

[deoccchi]

persona art be upon ye

[minasyants649]

about me

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hey everyone im sasha/alexo minasyants and i like to make edits and pages you can find me on twitter(minasyants) and tiktok (minasyants649)

im jr, dgsbe and persona enjoyer, but im actually into more medias so i can post something about it

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