bad reputation.

STOP   MY   HEART   &   HOPE   TO   DIE   !

[viralimmune]

this is going to be brief because there's not too much to say or get into, but I'm putting all my blogs on indefinite hiatus and taking a large step back from tumblr. some of it has to do with my mental health, a lot of it has to do with the fact that I've outgrown the site and tumblr rp is no longer a priority of mine from a creative standpoint.

I'll still be around on d.iscord and you're welcome to ask for that if you want to keep in touch, but there's no obligation there. <3

[moulinrouqe]

How’do you do?

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big character inspos for jordan:

holly golightly

manny santos

helen shivers

kirby reed

[9710144]

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gabschase "that auntie" tiktoks are peak jordan energy ty

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SHE’S SO PRETTY

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like this for a short dialogue starter!

[batfleckgifs]

BEN AFFLECK and JENNIFER LOPEZ Dunkin Donut’s Superbowl Ad (2023)

[nick-nellson]

#how every love triangle should end

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘  𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊  𝐔𝐏  𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒.   (  sometimes  super  suggestive,  other  times  pretty  random  and  ridiculous,  have  some  pick  up  lines.  feel  free  to  adjust  to  better  fit  your  muses.  )

❛  do you know what would look good on you ? me.  ❜ ❛  if i flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head ?  ❜ ❛  damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.  ❜ ❛  your daddy must have been a baker cause you got the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seen.  ❜ ❛  do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again ?  ❜ ❛  that outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.  ❜ ❛  hey, i just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend / girlfriend.  ❜ ❛  my dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth ?  ❜ ❛  i’m like domino’s pizza. if i don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.  ❜ ❛  hey baby, as long as i have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.  ❜ ❛  let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.  ❜ ❛  i know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.  ❜ ❛  that’s a nice shirt. can i talk you out of it ?  ❜ ❛  screw me if i am wrong, but haven’t we met before ?  ❜ ❛  i’ve just moved you to the top of my to-do list.  ❜ ❛  if you’re feeling down, i can feel you up.  ❜ ❛  is it hot in here ? or is it just you ?  ❜ ❛  just to be clear, we’re both heading for the same bed tonight, right ?  ❜ ❛  remember my name because you’ll be screaming it later.  ❜ ❛  i lost my keys … can i check your pants ?  ❜ ❛  roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, i’ll be the nine.  ❜ ❛  was than an earthquake or did you just rock my world ?  ❜ ❛  apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living ?  ❜ ❛  i’m not drunk, i’m just intoxicated by you.  ❜ ❛  i have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. so would you smile for me ?  ❜ ❛  are you undressing me with your eyes ?  ❜ ❛  with school, i just want an a. with you, i just want to f.  ❜ ❛  i think i could fall madly in bed with you.  ❜ ❛  can i borrow a kiss ? i promise i’ll give it back.  ❜ ❛  what is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine ?  ❜ ❛  i don’t think i want babies but i wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.  ❜ ❛  dinner first or can we go straight for dessert ?  ❜ ❛  i was feeling very off today but then you turned me on.  ❜ ❛  i’m having trouble sleeping by myself. can you sleep with me ?  ❜ ❛  want to save water by showering together ?  ❜ ❛  let only latex stand between our love.  ❜ ❛  if you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.  ❜ ❛  i hate to see you go but i love to watch you leave.  ❜ ❛  let’s play carpenter. first, we’ll get hammered, then i’ll nail you.  ❜ ❛  sorry, that seat is taken but you can come and sit on my lap if you’d like. we’ll talk about whatever pops up.  ❜

[victoriajusticece]

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like this for a short dialogue starter!

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HELLO 911

IS SHE TRYING TO DESTROY ME

[serendipity-in-love]

The Holiday (2006)

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i have so many karaoke playlists for jordan that are organized by objective (i.e. showing off, making people cry, seduction) and i'm about to start one that's exclusively drunk karaoke bangers

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jordan's wardrobe. dress to impress is a mantra jordan takes quite literally — though she's mostly striving to impress herself. she opts for clothing she feels confident in, which more often than not leans into hyper-feminine styles, well-tailored pants and jeans that she tailors herself, form-hugging dresses, crop tops, and layering. her favorite pieces in her wardrobe are her statement jackets, which range in fabrics and colors, but she most often gravitates toward denim jackets with lots of patchwork and studding and leather jackets that offer splashes of color and unique silhouttes.

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i might be giving jordan a canon endgame ship bc i was thinking abt her hosting snl and i already picked out a band name for the fictional musical guest and now i'm thinking abt the band members and..... yeah.....