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Prompt #3

Person A is tired. Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Hell even spiritually.

So they’re just lying on the floor, staring mindlessly at the ceiling until person B comes along and joins them.

Person B: Soooooo can you see the stars yet?

Person A: That’s a ceiling. I don’t think so.

Person B: That’s a shame, the brightest one is here right beside me.

Prompt #26

The year is XX17.

Technology has taken over. The zombies came. We won.

Humanity is divided into two: Steampunks vs. Cyborgs

There are two things these two argue about: Fashion and who has a better gun

Prompt #49

“Hey. if we’re ever reborn, I hope I can meet you again.”

Prompt #31

“Now I’m speechless.”

“Taking a girl’s breath away, that’s a new one for me.”

“Well it’s actually happened a lot with me when I’m with you, so you must be doing something right.”

“That or you have undiagnosed asthma.”

Prompt #131

“Will you be my light? Will you be my strength? Promise me you won’t let me go!”

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Prompt #139

“Perhaps in another world we can meet again and live normally. So dry your tears love.”

“This is not goodbye. Until we meet again.”

And subtitles!!!!!!

WELP.

criticalthinkingmaybe

tbh that person just ended the entire discourse

^^ an aphobe. and this is about actual straight people not fucking ace people you nut

criticalthinkingmaybe

yeah sure! ofc i don’t mean all ace people i mean. straight ace people

catnipkittie5-deactivated202101

no. the op said this wasnt at all about any aces.

sorry about the color, i use a screen shader at night so i can use my phone and still sleep

homunculus-argument

It’s the year 2030. They’re making a Harry Potter remake, not a modern adaptation but set in the original era. And it’s fucking indulgent in 90s nostalgia. Someone’s got a butterfly clip, Ron is wearing a choker, there’s muggles playing with pogs, Spice Girls is playing in the background. Voldemort is wearing a crop top.

It’s simultaneously the worst and fucking best thing you’ve ever seen.

perhapsarat

hedwig is just a furby on a string

aellagirl

how to make smores

I was going through old home videos I made a few years ago when i was bored and alone.

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for anyone who has ever wondered what girls do in their spare time: this is what girls do in their spare time.

theriu

I will NEVER STOP LOVING THIS

aellagirl

I thought I would get sick of this video but I’ve watched it probably easily 80 times by now, not including the editing process, and it still gets me

wilwheaton

Goddamn this is funny.

shinetroll

This video is a work of art, a masterpiece.

acedlatte

@konora

autobotstormshadow

If I do not reblog this, assume I am dead.

borbamena-deactivated20180821

“what the fuck richard”, “way to go paul”, and “adam” are a very powerful trio of vines

baegishjalmur

@lipstickcalifornian

lipstickcalifornian

Add the “Nice Ron” video and you’ve got the 4 horsemen of the vine apocalypse

finalfantasy7freak6

Supernatural bruh

borbamena-deactivated20180821

“what the fuck richard”, “way to go paul”, and “adam” are a very powerful trio of vines

borbamena-deactivated20180821

a fourth, more aggressive vine: “PATRICIA”

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

i don’t know anything about geology

asymbina

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

mrswhitleygilbert-wayne-deactiv

ADHD Nugget of the Day

All of this happening at one time: *keep in mind that my son is potty training.*

me: Tries to write down a grocery list.

my 2 ½ year old son: “Mommy! Pee Pee!”

We dash off to the bathroom, he pees, we wash our hands, we return to the family room.

my TV: (Super Why is on, and the characters are singing the alphabet.)

my son: (dances around and sings along)

my washing machine: *DING DING*

my son: “Mommy push!” (meaning “push” the button)

my mother: “What did the guys bring over to cook Saturday?”

my iPad: (my mother-in-law is trying to FaceTime us, then it stops before I can answer)

my mother: (loudly) “Did he do it?”

me: “Do what!”

my mother: “GO! Did he GO?”

me: “Go where? What.” *head explodes* *POOF*

my son: “Mommy, water please!!”

my TV: (the dog from Super Why is barking)

my mom: (starts the dishwasher) tells a story about how it took her 2 hours to get home the other day because of 3 detours)

me: (Still trying to write down a grocery list) *sigh*

I am not complaining here at all. This is just a good example of how my brain gets overloaded. My mind is going 100 miles an hour but I can’t function. I’m completely stuck, so I sit and take deep breaths.

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u gotta have Uncle Phil dancing on your blog tho

OH MY GOD IM DYING OVER THIS!! THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!

Other people playing the "forgetful" card on you.

They suck, especially when they are a member of your own family.

Sometimes I wonder if people take advantage of the fact that my memory is so horrible. Like they will say something like, “I gave you that car insurance card months ago.”

But you are absolutely positively 100% sure that you’ve never received it.

So the obvious question is “what’s the truth?”

We’ll never know, and we can’t trust our own memory.

Talk to me friends! Does this ever happen to you?

dollsonmain

How do thing with 7 tiny photos

dollsonmain

cheshiretiffy:

I am a disabled veteran, was diagnosed with depression at age 5, and am currently PMSy, which makes my chronic hip and back pain worse. I can generally stand up, but not for very long.

For a couple of weeks, I’ve been really down and very behind on housework.

Here is how I do things that need to be done, with depression and chronic pain.

Step 1: Decide, “Today, I WILL do a thing.” and choose a thing to do.

Ew. I hate doing dishes and tend to put them off. Especially pots and pans.

Step 2: Ask myself, “CAN I do this right now?”. Yeah, I feel ok. My hips are a little sore, but my back isn’t bothering me at the moment. I think I can stand up long enough to get this done. There isn’t much there, and the dish drainer isn’t full, so I don’t need to empty it before I get started.

Step 3: Get started. Since I’m doing dishes, I gather every, single dirty dish from around the house and bring it to the sink. I also empty and clean the large side of the sink. I keep a trash can nearby so I can easily throw out paper towels, tea bags, straws, etc. that get put in there.

Step 3.1: Still getting started.

A lot of people like to put all of the dirty dishes into the sink and fill it with water. I don’t. I put a little bit of soapy water, maybe one or two inches deep.

And I wash one dish at a time, rinsing it back into the soapy water.

This saves water and fills the sink a little at a time. I never use more water than I actually need to. I also do this so that, when I am working, I’m not staring down at a daunting pile of filthy dishes. I see one dish, which I can totally do.

I also do not like to use a dish cloth. When it gets greasy or gets lumps of food, it’s disgusting. I prefer a baby bottle brush, because I only have to touch the handle. I am eliminating triggers and excuses.

I use paper towels on the teflon pans. I know they’re wasteful, but they work better for me than a rag that then gets thrown into a basket to be cleaned, maybe two or three weeks from now?

Step 4: Try not to focus on the pile. It’s shrinking, trust me.

At this point, my hips started to ache. It had been maybe 7 or 8 minutes, I really can’t stay on my feet very long. But I can’t take breaks, either. Once I sit down, I generally don’t have the energy to get up again other than to use the restroom. So!

Step5: Soak the big, nasty stuff last.

This non-stick skillet was really crusty and gross. It needed a little soak to break up the dry food. By now, there is plenty of water in the sink, too. This is a really good place to take a break, but set a timer so you don’t forget or give up.

Since I can’t take a break, I took this time to clean and scrub the countertop where the dirty dishes have been piling up, and to scrub the grime and gross from around and behind the sink.

My mother has a nasty habit of taking the dirty dishcloth and wiping it all over the countertops. It drives me nuts. Don’t do that at my house.

Now, at around the 12 minute mark, my hips are sending warning signals. Almost done, but…

Step 6: Not yet.

After the last dish is cleaned and laid out to dry, I clean the sink. The whole thing. Both sides, the faucet, the splash guard. Don’t let any food bits stay in the sink.

Ok! Now I’m done. That steel water bottle needs washed, too, but I am DONE. I can’t stand up anymore, hell, I can barely sit up straight after that.

So, why didn’t I just empty the dishwasher and refill it? That would be faster, yes. It would also require a lot of bending over, and reaching up to put the dishes away. My body isn’t that cooperative, so I leave it for Husband to do when he gets home. This is also why I don’t dry the dishes. He won’t be home to put them away for another 6 hours or so, why hurt myself more than I need to?

This is getting attention again, which is a total trip. It looks like it’s helped some people here and there. That’s good.