Child of Lightning McQueen

You can call me Kat or Bee! I'm a bisexual nerd, 27, they/them pronouns.

[video-killed-the-radio-host]

Went to the store today

[shamebats]

This paints such a beautiful picture

[drst]

"You are not part of the itinerary Jonathan"

[aluwuzhere]

What REAL superheroes do

[theconcealedweapon]

Remember when people demonized protesters because "What if an emergency vehicle is trying to get through?"?

Well, here we have ICE literally blocking emergency personnel from attending to an emergency.

So, when are ICE going to be classified as monsters the same way protesters have been?

[amygdalae]

As a bisexual person I'm keenly aware of how such stereotypes are inevitably harmful to us, but unfortunately when I see bisexuals in fiction who are Evil and stylish and fuck like champions I can't help but go "oh work" for a sec. It's a difficult conundrum

[uoa]

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

[rubensmuse]

the last time i got sloppy with this @tinynaught Columbo’d me

[flatluigi]

this post is classic tumblr in a lot of ways but the one I appreciate the most is that the second post happened eleven years after the first one. one of these days I’m going to see a reply to a post by someone younger than the post itself and we’re all just going to have to deal with it

[what-even-is-thiss]

All time travelers must be vaccinated against smallpox, be up to date on their flu shots, and carry flea and mosquito repellant and water purifying tablets with them. Complete your yearly cultural sensitivity training for your particular time period.

Do NOT allow some street urchin to peer pressure you into eating moldy bread. We’ve lost too many agents to that one

Also again we do NOT authorize use of the company machines to get in more study time for the cultural sensitivity training. Taking risks with the fabric of space time is not permitted for personal use.

I have been instructed to not name names but you know who you are and you have two strikes already.

[landsccape]

[ahkylous]

Do y’all wanna see the best thing i have ever made?

we’re ignoring how goofy dick looks he was the first one i drew i didn’t really know what i was doing

[finalgirlkat]

This is fucking fantastic

[kdramastuff]

[drst]

A question for the ages.

[brennacedria]

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

[1percentcharge]

wrote this in my notes app because I was on a flight and didn’t have wifi and then forgot about it

[finalgirlkat]

Well I'm certainly doing one of those

[animentality]

[true-bean]

You guys are never gonna fucking believe what it’s actually called

[elfgrove]

[jackscarab]

They can try, and spend absurd amounts of money, and they might even make absurd amounts of money back, but we all know the real metric of cultural relevance.

[the-official-ceo]

[brucebocchi]

perfect headline. no notes

[brucebocchi]

LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!

[trappedinavelociraptor]

[hermit-gunsmith]

They left the best one off

[allyricas]

october 1st...spooky season, my fucking beloved 🖤🧡🖤🧡

[victusinveritas]

Foxfire says fuck them cops.

*You couldn't pay me to chase after lights in the hills of Kentuckiana, the Berkshires, or the Bridgewater Triangle, let alone deep Appalachian country. Sometimes when you see something strange, no you didn't.

[tinktoks]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[laurenillustrated]

Mystery Inc. but it’s the 1890s

Who had late Victorian Scooby Doo on their 2024 bingo card? Hmm?

The idea came to me when I was thinking about Sherlock Holmes and then remembered the iconic mystery solving gang hehe