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ancient sumerian little girl kicking her legs up in her bedroom imprinting images of gilgamesh and enkidu kissing on her cuneiform clay tablet and then taking it to her mom to bake and preserve it
on the night of the ball đš
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@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized
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hey r/waterbottles! i've been wondering how everyone likes to clean their bottles. i personally use a bottle brush, but i've heard good things about cleaning tablets too. anybody have other methods they swear by?
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A thing that bothers me about wizard schools in popular media â outside of the magic-grade-school stuff, anyway â is that they're typically depicted as being basically magic universities, but their actual curricula and pedagogical approaches look much more like those of a technical institution. Like, buddy, that's not a wizard university, that's a wizard trade school. You can't just slap university student culture on top of trade school pedagogy. It doesn't work like that â the one emerges from the other!
"Well ACTUALLY wizards are" wizards are made up. They can be analogous to whatever real-world class or vocation the author wants. Wizard-school-as-university and wizard-school-as-technical-institute are both perfectly fine; what I am grumping about is wizard-school media that doesn't seem to have a clear picture of how different sorts of educational institutions actually operate.
Okay but now I really want to know what a Wizard technician would look like. Would he wear magical overalls with all kinds of reagents and magic tools sticking out of his numerous pockets?
A guy like that walks into your tower with a toothpick in his mouth, takes one look at your summoning circle and goes
âI see yer problem. You used chalk B12 instead of S3. B12 is only for transmutation circles. Gimme a sec I think I have a piece somewhere here.â
He fixes your circle, test summons an imp and goes.
âThere ya go. Fit as a fiddle.â
âItâs the chalk.â
âThe chalk? I always use that chalk, itâs never been a problem.â
âAh - yes. This stuff will work just fine for most circles, but, uh - here, take a look with my loupe. You see the off-color flecks? Canât hardly see them with the naked eye, but those are impurities. Silicates, might even be some iron in here, to be honest. Usually wonât cause a problem, but - you said you hadnât tried this particular summons before?â
âFirst time trying a 5th level, yeah.â
âThose silicates will make your scribing a little fuzzy when viewed from the astral plane. You see, for example, these three fine lines here? With this chalk, on the astral that looks like one thick line with fuzzy edges. They canât tell exactly what you want, and theyâre picky lilâ critters so they just wonât do anything in response.â
âReally? Oh. I always thought the expensive chalk was just fancy to be fancy.â
âMaking pure chalk is difficult, you need a dedicated production line or dust gets in the finished product. To be honest, you donât need to bother with it for most things, but 5th and up, 5th level and up, it actually is necessary. Anything with lines within about two millimeters of each other.â
âSo I need to start over?â
âUnfortunately yes. Youâll have to erase all this, but with some good chalk it should work just fine. Next new moon your summons should go off without a hitch.â
âDang. At least itâs not my sigils, I was worried it was my sigils.â
âNah Your sigils look good. Even and balanced. You know what youâre doing, itâs just an equipment problem.â
âThanks for the help, sorry to make you come all the way out here.â
âNo problem! Itâs my job.â
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bro she is purposefully isolating you
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