the small things

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[sp1derc1der]

“I asked Grok” “I asked Chatgpt” I asked the Tidelord, but it’s been eight years since he went missing

[merchantarthurn]

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

[merchantarthurn]

haha… bofa them 

[xelayxes]

Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

[burning-death]

“I think too much. I think ahead. I think behind. I think sideways. I think it all. If it exists, I’ve fucking thought of it.”

— Winona Ryder (via everyday-islike-sunday)

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[pumpkinsforsale]

Captions

Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?

Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday

End captions

[postimpression]

emotionless and factual? that man is heartbroken. you can hear the grief in his voice.

[brightlotusmoon]

Guess what day it is again folks

[styx-doesnt-do-art]

It’s monday

[brightlotusmoon]

Happy first Monday of 2023 to those two newscasters specifically.

[amateur-forklift-driver]

Happy First Monday of 2024 to those two newscasters specifically

[processintegrated]

Happy First Monday of 2025 to those two newscasters specifically.

[thepeacefulgarden]

[slenders1ckn3ss]

Guinea pig names fall under generally 2 categories:

1. Food

2. Old timey human names

And tbh I love the owners for this

[thebelchers]

[brytning]

Every time I set a timer to limit my social media use, and then I turn the timer off to keep being on social media anyway, I think of this:

[toonelemental]

callout post for "work"

"work" has done many terrible things such as

make my friend go there

make my wife go there

please spread this around we can't let "work" keep getting away with this

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[softpastelqueer]

For reference, the federal minimum wage would have you earning roughly on average $1,256.66 a month

It’s recommended your rent only be 30% of your total budget, so with an average monthly rent of $1,827 that would mean your average renter’s monthly income should ideally be $6,090

That would be roughly $35.13 hourly or $73,080 annually

However, the average renter’s household income is only $42,500 annually or $20.43 hourly (as of 2019 according to the Census Bureau’s American Community Survey)

This means either rent prices are too unsustainably high and price gouging or wages are too unsustainably low and predatory

Or both

[mini-wrants]

(Hint: it’s both)

[pigbutt]

not to mention most apartments won’t even allow you to apply unless you make 3 times rent.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[thetoastmastergeneral]

If 150 year old political memes are still relevant, it means the system is broken (or it’s working exactly as intended and that intention is to make the rich richer and the poor poorer).

[cannibalchicken]

[umbrellanumber5-deactivated2021]

This explains a lot about my lack of asking for help when I clearly need it

[mctreeleth]

Don't forget the fact that asking for help carries the risk of someone expressing mild disappointment in your inabilities, which will cause you to shut down for 5 to 7 working days.

[promethiae]

Also see: learning from a very young age that there's no point in asking for help because you should be able to do it on your own

[snivy]

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

[stealpeanutbutter]

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

[thedankmemes]

[ur-daily-inspiration]