Give Me The Monster Dick

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[greelin]

elijah wood as bacchus at 2004 mardi gras. if you care

[alexseanchai]

that's the context???

[greelin]

elijah wood as bacchus at 2004 mardi gras. if you care

[alexseanchai]

that's the context???

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[fluorescentbrains]

the number one rule of a tumblr sexyperson is that they should so deeply and profoundly unfuckable that they provoke the part of the human spirit that yearns to defy god’s will by fucking them anyway. if they’re just regular attractive that’s a sexy person, not a sexyperson

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[smeagles]

can’t wait for whatever bullshit happens tomorrow #mybullshit

[correctopinionhaver]

And he called himself Warriormale. He ran a blog that was officially about martial arts, but everyone knew it was really about him exploring his deep-seated homosexual urges.

[sivavakkiyar]

“drop the damn towel kennedy!” he’d say…and we’d cheer, oh we’d cheer…

[isuggestforcemasc]

I will continue posting in favour of there being fewer people like that

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

god my heart is fucking breaking for all these people THERE IS STILL TIME DO YOU HEAR ME

IT ISN'T TOO LATE AS LONG AS YOU'RE ALIVE

[boyslit]

hi everybody i started HRT at 35 so like don't even despair

being in ur twenties makes u feel like 30 is a brick wall u either fly over or crash into but i promise u it's a door and it opens up into the rest of ur life like getting past the prologue of an open world game

[boyslit]

very important addition from @thatsladyfaggottoyou ty <3

[doberbutts]

I started HRT at approximately 30 and top surgery at 32 just 4.5 months prior to this photo. It's never too late.

[esoanem]

[fromkenari]

Still time to also know it's okay if you know you were never a girl and didn't want to be a boy either. You're still trans. You can viscerally hate both binary options and still be trans and seek out the best you.

[death-420]

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

I gotchu

[death-420]

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

[doomstar]

You literally cannot find this type of community interaction on twitter or instagram or any other app. Look at the support, the gratitude, the absolutely incomprehensible shared knowledge of this most cursed, most rare gif. 

Truly this is beauty.

[captain-price-returns]

Half of them are feds, but are off the clock.

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[wordproblemapoligist]

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

[littleguysdaily]

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[mysterypuppys]

when you’re already in a bad mood and then you see a man with a stupid fucking mustache

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself