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memento-meliora

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

wateredwizard

Why does your post have lingerie on

memento-meliora

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

digihowl

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

kosmogrl

I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will

theguywiththewhitespot

Nobody ever say Justin McElroy has lost his a game. “Having a Fuck About” had entered my vocabulary

fourofdaggers

ilu trademark free swamp thang

mooselybased

New TAZ season means time to draw some new fellas whose names I can't spell! And listen. To me, in this, the season of oops all wizards, all characters are wearing some variation of star-covered robe and pointy hat, until proven otherwise

ca314159bara

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

laterkiss

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

yokowan

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

i-give-you-a-fish

You get a Green Swordtail

Xiphophorus hellerii

dragon-in-a-fez

whenever someone calls me and says they're from my bank or car loan company or whatever and asks me security questions, I always tell them "excuse me, you called me, how can you prove who you are" and every single time they act like it's the first time anyone's ever asked that, which absolutely boggles my mind. for the love of fuck please do not answer "security questions" when you didn't initiate the call, at least without making them answer a few first

mamaspark

Never give them your info!

kedreeva

I agree, never give your info in a call you didn't initiate. Phone numbers can be spoofed. They may actually sound like your bank or credit card company.

If you receive a call, hang up and call back using the phone number on their website. Explain that you received a call about X and if it's legit, they'll be able to tell you so. They're also not usually going to get mad if you say "I'm going to hang up and call you back." Scams will though. Because you won't be calling THEM back, you'll be alerting the bank someone is committing fraud in their name. So they'll get urgent about it. Ignore them and hang up. Call back on an actual line.

skinks

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal