Disaster

friday night, amirite brother? 24 she/her

[waywardsisters17]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron) Characters: Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Hunk (Voltron), Hunk is here too very briefly sorry fellow hunk lovers Additional Tags: Post-Break Up, Getting Back Together, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, kinda there is kinda comfort if you squint, happy ending i swear, Additional Warnings Apply, Drug Use, Implied/Referenced Drug Addiction, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, It doesn't get graphic but there is definitely alcoholism, Song fic, Song: Dial Drunk (Noah Kahan), keith gets ARRESTED, Drunk Driving, Warning drunk driving, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Summary:

"I ain't proud of all the punches that I've thrown In the name of someone I no longer know For the shame of being young, drunk, and alone Traffic lights and a transmitter radio I don't like that when they threw me in the car I gave your name as my emergency phone call Honey, it rang and rang, even the cops thought you were wrong for hangin' up I dial drunk, I'll die a drunk, I'll die for you"

 or

Keith has completely fallen apart since the break up. Despite reaching the absolute lowest point in his life, he determines he absolutely has to get Lance back, even if it kills him.

 The story line is inspired by Dial Drunk by Noah Kahan

[parliamentrook]

I can now say with confidence the worst pasta shape to spill in your pantry is acini de pepe

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[this-is-trans-joy]

I will always care more about the supportive cishet boyfriend at pride than i will about the wannabe cop queer person interrogating every “straight looking” couple to make sure they’re “queer enough” to be there btw. Don’t worry about your cishet boyfriend, he’s sitting with me eating an ice cream wearing a homemade little pride bracelet around his arm and he is the happiest he’s ever been in his life :]

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[bgm05]

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

[murdershegoat]

Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn concert, singing “Dancing On My Own” while waiting for the E train. (Video by Triszh Hermogenes) 

[biokitty]

I’m reblogging this again because the absolute joy in this video is something I haven’t seen in such a long time that I’d forgotten this aspect of humanity.

[allesfresser]

Oh baby

[spaceorphan18]

Okay I did kinda laugh when I saw this

[itsnotzka]

Sam's enjoying the summer ☀️

[jungwildeandfree]

all right, lads, the fellas out there don't believe it's possible to pull any numbers out of that big lake, so i need you chaps to get out there and show them wet four

[terradni]

[mitrakats]

sokka can’t be trusted with a brush

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

love that the FDA is the Food and Drug Administration. FOOD and DRUG. two very separate things lumped together in the same department. because yeah you get headlines like "FDA Busts Heroin Smuggling Ring" but also, crucially: "FDA Raid Seizes 1000 Gallons Of Contraband Raw Milk"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is SO embarrassing i mixed up the FDA and DEA. the FDA doesn't seize heroin it seizes $86 million in vape products (and unpasteurized milk)

[notholaenas]

twins at the carousel

[haaarpb]

havent drawn a self portrait in a while