fionaappledevoutee

dyke 20 she/her

[unalivejournal]

Does anyone remember what their first sexual fantasies were. This is going to sound like I'm making it up for weird tumblrina point but I swear to God mine was from when I was 9 years old and it was the family from Jessie getting sick and dying in their private jet

[orthoscheme]

i'd kill a thousand billion pjackks for one more second of irish american chan

[fionaappledevoutee]

since i began making origami lotus flowers made of receipt paper and placing them around the registers at work the energy has improved significantly

[fionaappledevoutee]

i will now be working 4 days a week instead of 3 praise jah almighty

[fionaappledevoutee]

my job is sending me to training 2 hours away and i have terrible feeling when i get there they won’t have booked me in properly and ill have to throw myself on the train tracks

[fionaappledevoutee]

my dad played me some fuckass cover of teardrop by some old man and said massive attack is too ambient for him

[fionaappledevoutee]

get androgenic in a wig off my fyp i shouldn’t be tricked this easily

[slimetony]

The instruction bus came and walked me through everything and now i understand

[treecitysessions]

I remember when I was a little a girl it pissed me off when Aunt Becky told one of the girls on Full House that the key to wearing makeup is to make it look like you’re not wearing any at all like bitch no it’s not.. the key to wearing makeup is decorating your face with pretty substances

[crabussy]

tumblr is actually almost usable if you just filter 400 terms and block 900 blogs and have anons off and have messages off and have comments off and have reblogs off and never post any of your opinions and never express mild annoyance at anything ever!

[fionaappledevoutee]

[fionaappledevoutee]

u thought quicksand was going to be an issue in childhood while i thought makinis would be an ever present threat throughout my life

[fionaappledevoutee]

i truly do believe when i slammed my finger in a door in february and the nail died and fell off i was being punished by a vengeful spirit. it still has not returned to its former glory

[fionaappledevoutee]

what more could u want from a new music friday?

i’m content

[fionaappledevoutee]

sandwiches are disgusting which sucks because bread is awesome

[fionaappledevoutee]

i went down like two sizes after i quit working at mcdonald’s and im vegetarian i wasn’t even eating the food. and i hated eating food at school so i was only eating one meal a day most times

but i was drinking two large vanilla cokes every shift so maybe that had something to do with it

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere