fionaappledevoutee

dyke 20 she/her

[fionaappledevoutee]

when u ask for a glass of water at someone’s house but the cup was cleaned in the dishwasher and the water came from the smart fridge

YEUCK

[canadaloveselenasblog]

[memories]

You ever just… yell about #iran should have made a nuke??

[fionaappledevoutee]

i am passionate about spinach

[fionaappledevoutee]

are all of those free little libraries filled with porn and world war 1 books or just the ones around me??

[misophonie]

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

[fionaappledevoutee]

if there’s no women’s hairy armpits in the odessey i’m not going to go see it

[fionaappledevoutee]

i shit u not this guy came into my work and bought large condoms with a $100 bill. it’s always sunny is seeping its way into my real life

[fionaappledevoutee]

and then two days later another guy comes in asking for a sort of blade he can use to clean his feet

[fionaappledevoutee]

i leave my acne scars visible through my foundation where contour should go it’s like pointillism or some shit

[fionaappledevoutee]

fuck fat lana del ray i want chubby giant titties beyonce back

[fionaappledevoutee]

i wanna sniff glue with madonna 😍

[fionaappledevoutee]

[toiich]

PJ Harvey and Björk, 1994

[fionaappledevoutee]

i hate the general public

[kaylmao]

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

[fionaappledevoutee]

abolish the prison system but not before i get the chance to talk to someone through the glass on those phones like in movies

[fionaappledevoutee]

i shit u not this guy came into my work and bought large condoms with a $100 bill. it’s always sunny is seeping its way into my real life