move along nothing to see here

24 F, ace and proud. I'm never sure what to put here, but hey, thanks for stopping by💜🖤💜🖤

[wannab-urs]

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

[archliches]

man c'mon

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[enlightened-moth]

[catchymemes]

[shadyfennec]

whenever i google something and the "Your Search Returned 0 (Zero) Results You Idiot" yeti appears, I go into the inspect element HTML tree and delete their limbs one by one

[shadyfennec]

die you stupid bitch

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[critter-of-habit]

They're just silly

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes

only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life

[pineappical]

funny idea i just got for an Eridian character. meet Hardtack

[pineappical]

like a sick victorian child

[ruinedchildhood]

[labskeever]

reblog to boop prev

[ruinedchildhood]

[violentoffender]

[eric-coldfire]

[dr3amoon]

“who hurt you?” MYSELF BRO. MY BRAIN IS FUCKING MEAN

[mossworm]

every time

[modmad]

[depsidase]

[quasi-normalcy]

100% in favour of people mocking the American State Religion.

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[analog-television]

i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

[bace-jeleren]

[batterbees]

[bob-artist]

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

[immortalbeingz]

[blood-orange-juice-deactivated2]

[daphneorsmthng]