[filmouts]

“It began as a holiday or eager to escape a bright future on the Great Plains. Arthur Howitjzer Jr. transformed the series of travelogue columns into The French Dispatch. A factual weekly report on the subjects of world politics.”

THE FRENCH DISPATCH (2020) dir. Wes Anderson

[ancient-serpent]

[bills-skarsgards]

Gillian said to help me deal with the nerves I should imagine everyone naked. It feels a bit wrong.  

[memewhore]

[greelin]

make no mistake i love the ocean with my whole heart but deep water terrifies me so much.. what’s goin on down there? nothing i want to be a part of

[parakeet]

kitchen nightmares is such a funny show cus these ppl are like we NEED gordon ramsay to save our business and hes like the issue is the foods bad and theyre like how fucking dare you come into my house and insult me you’re an idiot and you don’t know anything and i’m going to kill you

[nilim]

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

[fantasticfables]

Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh is on the brink of a discovery about himself that he might not have anticipated before!!!

[mobileleprechaun]

when Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh first laid eyes on Mr. Steele:

[puyopuyo]

what the fuck

[catgirl-crimes]

[fire-ndgrace]

✨concept playlists: twenty-eighteen edition✨

swim in sunlight: play when you’re laying in salt water and let it wash over you, wriggle your toes into sand, sip a drink, read a shitty romance novel, laze in the sunlight (its rare enough), painted toes in the pool, wearing big hats to shade your face, summer

roller disco boogie: a collection of bops from arguably music’s greatest era, no one can keep their hips still to this, and everyone knows the words, boogie till dawn and look cute doing it !!

don’t dance and drive: for LONG road trips, hours sitting with people who could never become irritating, singing and dancing behind the wheel, pretending to be on a highway when really you’re on a country lane 5 miles from home, parking by the lake and watching the sunset with a barbecue and the radio, indie vibes

wasted: for finally kissing them, hard, and not in a cutesy way 

like the moon and the brightest star: play when you’re laying next to them, winding fingers together, laughing and playing with hair, lazy romantic sundays or a kitchen slow dance, when you’re dozing, or reading, or just being silent beside each other  

montage: if my life was a movie and anything remotely romantic ever happened to me, I would want it to happen with this playing in the background

nights in over nights out: play when you’ve decided to stay at your house, but so have 50 others, when bars are too much but a strobe light in the kitchen, music from the living room speakers, a beer cooler in the sink and cigarettes out of the bedroom window are just right, play for house parties or pre parties 

[ximacloudx]

I’ve got 99 problems and Sirius Black going from an abusive home to having his best friends murdered to spending 12 years falsely imprisoned to never having his name cleared before his untimely death is all of them

[kmarx]

i love personality tests!! tell me who i am cuz i’ve no fucking clue

[valtsv]

me consuming fictional work after fictional work to distract myself from the fact that i exist: i can have little a escapism. as a treat.

[austinlanghams]

[moonbirdy]

You’re in her dms I’m in her field of wildflowers where we lay together on a blanket eating fresh-picked strawberries while the sunshine sings us to sleep we are not the same

[etct-deactivated20240208]

Oh my fucking god god god god god i just found the funniest picture while deep into google images

[etct-deactivated20240208]

[callmebliss]

I gotta ask, what were you searching for that you dug up such a gem?

[etct-deactivated20240208]

It was honestly something like “fucking Bingo boy when the binga bonga bling” i can tell you exactly when i get home

[etct-deactivated20240208]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If your skipping rocks and it goes into the water, you could be the last person to touch that rock till the end of time

[vetisntdead]

I HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH COFFEE FOR THIS LEVEL OF EXISTENTIALISM TODAY

[ahsteria]

i can’t like.. casually read. either i read 7,000 pages in a span of two days without food or sleep and forget to fucking breathe or i don’t ready anything, not even road signs for six months