21st Century Procrastination

Um, hello. Welcome to my trashcan of tv shows, video games, food, cute animals, and bad jokes... Honestly, how did you find this place?

[threedollarsdotcom]

letd go eat parts of that guys car

[probablybadrpgideas]

Turn Undead's verbal component is "Shitty Bullshit Skeletons", a very mean cover of the classic Halloween song

[ripe]

[hangtimemillionaire]

unrestrained summer fun

[those-arent-poppies]

[the-dice-nest]

He's a disrupter!

I wanted to make a drawing for Burt for a while and ta-da! Here it is. I might come back to do some changes or different color versions later but I'm happy with this for now.

If you haven't listened to Bottle Rocket Astronaut by Bug Hunter, you should! It's even adorable animated.

[bughuntermusic]

You're gonna make me search my own name to find this??? Not sent directly into my eyeballs immediately??

[tothechaos]

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

[computationalcalculator]

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[treksource]

[doctorbones]

#but shiiit look at that second to last gif#did karl urban just like…find deforest kelley and say#hey man wanna ride along with me on this bones thing#and deforest just went ‘buckle up kid’#because LOOK AT THAT FACE  (via @marmotsomsierost)

[bluespock-blog]

#no wonder karl made leonard nimoy cry

[incorrect-spones]

he’s making me cry too

[zetsubonna]

I like AOS anyway, but Karl Urban was on some spirit medium shit.

Like, everyone else kinda did their own interpretation of the characters, which worked out pretty well and interesting, but Karl just straight up summoned a ghost.

[jingerpi]

"reblog to give a trans woman soup"

- 144k notes

"trans women experience misogyny because they're women"

- you are now on a blocklist

[theoldness]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

[lady-dainty]

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

[catrad0rable]

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

[transcrowleyy]

this has layers, man

[mimikyufriend-moved]

sorry bones but there’s nothing you could have done to top this image

[anarqueeen]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[anarqueeen]

why is this the one

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[sirsoftborn]

{Keep your back straight, a smile on your face, and a knife up your sleeve.}

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[goldenzingy46]

[Image ID: Three screenshots of TV Tropes page summaries.

1: Rule of Funny - Any violation of continuity, logic, physics, or common sense is permissible if the result gets enough of a laugh. This is the comedy equivalent of the Rule...

2: Rule of Cool - The Rule of Cool is another principle that seeks to dispel arguments among fans over implausibility in fiction.

3: Rule of Three - The Rule of Three is a pattern used in stories in jokes, where part of the story is told three times, with minor variations.

/End ID]

[prokopetz]

Call me easily impressed, but after thirty-odd years of gaming, boss fight music that starts out with traditional acoustic instrumentation, then when the really good bit kicks in it adds a single electric guitar still gets me pumped every single time.