
Kiana Khansmith
occasionally subtle
ojovivo
cherry valley forever
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Andulka
Jules of Nature

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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Mike Driver
DEAR READER

Origami Around
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@firefly42
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hey has anyone seen my potion that turns you into the dow jones
"you're a great listener" thanks I don't understand when it's my turn to talk
He’s trying his best ok 🥺
One thing Star Trek regularly does so well is patch up overpowered-character plot holes with very specific inner traits.
“Why doesn’t Odo change into—?” Cause he’s bad at it and has rigid moral reasoning.
“Why doesn’t Data just rip that guy’s head off?” Cause he’s not violent.
“Why doesn’t Q just save that planet?” Cause he’s a bit of a dick.
From a writing perspective this is absolutely genius and I love it because my Hollywood necrosis brain wants the obvious plot answer but then I get a gentle finger wag from the writers that says “no no, remember this is not a normal show, it’s a Star Trek show.”
"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually
this is how new yorkers @ mamdani
all my love to other autistic people who just know jack shit. the ones who have no "infodump" locked and loaded, nothing they can rattle off the top of their head. the ones who have a specific interest in certain things but still not knowing a lot about it. autistic people who will never be able to memorise fun facts about something no matter how fundamental it is to them as a subject. the point of autistic interests are not being a secret expert on random shit, you just like it a real big amount
Alright you heard the man, it's time to keep on queerin'
found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember
Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding
“Employees LOVE working with Shovel!!!” executive manager of the Dig Your Own Grave Division at Big Company reports. “Shovel is such a huge productivity booster.”
In unrelated news, Big Company laid off 9,000 employees today. “It’s an important strategic market shift,” that same executive says. “We just have to, now that we have all these freshly dug graves we can put them in.”
Coincidentally and unrelatedly, this is a wacky headline
Morale is, predictably, "in the gutter."
“But I never thought the Torment Nexus would would torment ME?!” Cries engineer who built the Torment Nexus
"I was well-aware the Torment Nexus would torment me, but the entire industry rebranded itself as a Torment Nexus Industry and individual engineers don't decide what the company builds, so the options are get fired quickly or get fired slowly (the Torment Nexus gets built either way)" cries engineer who needs their job to pay rent
the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.