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[innerchildabortionclinic]

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

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[tomhoppusdelonge]

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

[melonramune]

2025-07-28

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[insecuregodcomplex]

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[druckers]

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

[termagax]

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[iheartcilia]

I would have said clit if I was her

[lakevida]

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

[punk-squirrely-ghost]

Explain.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

try and tell me literally any one of these would not fit above a short story about two wholly random men from the MCU fingering each other, or possibly 12 chapters of one or more characters from a CW show being in high school while having a photogenic but terminal kind of cancer. try.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

ok so i want to say in hindsight i think i could probably have been clearer

[yazmmy]

4.13 / 5.02

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