[pussyluvr2000]

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

[kushblazer666]

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[anna-antoshchenkova]

XIII - Death

[ovur]

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

[relelvance]

[ovur]

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[nicomrade]

[toddsolondz]

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

[theprincehamlet]

topical

[toddsolondz]

oh my god hamlet

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[gnomebutch]

in hindsight it’s crazy how many teenage girls got bullied explicitly because they cut themselves. even if a substantial amount of them were doing it purely for attention (which statistically we know isn’t true) that’s still evil right. women’s pain will never be anything more than a punchline, or jerkoff material.

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[tall]

[ryebreadgf]

[van1llaskys]

[lustcannibalism]

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

[deramu7]

Night Sumeru 🏜️

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn