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[sarahseeandersen]

[pedalfar]

[dynamoe]

via ポタリングキャットのふわふわカード

[jenna-darck]

@yourbloodthirstykitten

[campyvillain]

“i’m an eldest daughter” well i have a slurpee. Bitcchhh

[campyvillain]

i don’t even have a rebuttal for this

[walterwhite58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[johngreen58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[peggyhill58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[boorapika-archive-blog]

[gainux]

Hawaiian shirt buttoned to the top? Dorky dad on vacation. One or two buttons undone? Just a chill guy. But three or more buttons...? Whore.

[transhumanoid-deactivated202106]

boss dropped out of the zoom meeting cause his cat has learned how to unplug the desktop computer when he’s hungry

[cipheramnesia]

Direct action.

[jumbleytumbles]

GIRL you are GLOWING! GIRL you are RADIOACTIVE! GIRL it's FATAL!

[ferret-on-pancakes]

When your bestie works in the wristwatch factory

[exit-path]

wait hold on i gotta look something up

[exit-path]

what the fuck

[duplexide]

I had a dream that Pepsi released a candy called “Pepsi Particles” that were caviar sized, spherical pepsi logos that fizzed in your mouth. The packaging was a blue and silver pouch with a pepsi logo surrounded with rings like an atom, there were crystal pepsi and pepsi blue flavors as well. I can’t stop thinking about them.

[duplexide]

(ARTIST’S RENDITION)

[luckduracell]

Whipped up a concept of more candy style packaging, rather than the oreo pack look that he drew.

[duplexide]

This response still haunts me.

The more I reflect on it the more I believe this person knows me and knew this minimalist take would particularly piss me off. The fact this is on a throwaway account with this being their only post really enforces that. 

So who did this? You can come clean now, I promise I won’t get mad, please.   

[matchasartcha]

when cat does leg thing

[pangur-and-grim]

[wickedwonderlandd]

We need him in these trying tines

[fileth-fourth]

LeviathanさんはTwitterを使っています: 🍴

[fungalfaggot]

oh you're touch starved? here eat up *fucking punches you*

[porkyminch-deactivated20130907]

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

[nflstreet]

this post had tumblr in a chokehold in 2013

[just-shower-thoughts]

A man is most dangerous at two points in his life; when he is young and does not know better, and again when he grows old and has nothing left to lose.

[toastbutteregg]

ive been doing it wrong my whole life

[theocseason4]