(ﾉ ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧ kawaii days ✧ﾟ

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[firemuffin]

first i lost my cheddar cheese yakisoba behind the fridge in an overzealous grab for a box of pasta roni. then i knock down and lose an entire jar of pumpkin tuscany pasta sauce while opening the freezer to put away food

[heyitsl33]

[thejogging]

[bogleech]

grimdark creepypasta: you get invited to someone’s business party or wedding or something and they order this and then before your eyes they put it all in a big microwave on high for five minutes and act like nothing’s wrong

[bogleech]

“Mmmmm mmmm! Now that’s FRESH cooked seafood!” they say, rubbing their stomachs and licking their lips, “almost as good as the double crunch shrimp at applebee’s!”

[yvngsl1me]

this is one of the most cursed posts on this website

[fiendir]

I’m crying

[jiveammunition]

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE CARPETED KITCHEN.

[firemuffin]

what's really frustrating is that honey doesn't taste irl as good as it looks in winnie the pooh. it's probably because in winnie the pooh, honey looks like cheese. 

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”

[holywaterbucketchallenge]

This is wonderful

[breebunn-deactivated20180414]

[twiststreet]

[alienpapacy]

judith while beheading holofernes: i could really go for some pasta after this

[firemuffin]

sneak peak 4 otakon 2016:

+ 

(return of iron lass)

[firemuffin]

how i feel about sk8r bois:

how i feel about avg-to-tall blond german and/or irish boys:

how i feel about all of the above with strong arms:

how i feel about snails:

[firemuffin]

[firemuffin]

things i want but can't afford rn: the paradox space books, which i just learned exist

[animeskreenshots]

[firemuffin]

was planning to wear this outfit on friday for when i see the force awakens, but was told “that top could not accentuate your boobs more” and now im like....maybe i should not :/ meh. i still kind of like the outfit though so am posting it here

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

[hozzdelight]

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

im a guy

[hozzdelight]

Oops lol no thank you

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

I never offered to give you anything

[firemuffin]

Materials for my next cosplay have been purchased

[firemuffin]

really hoping that’s a shadow and not a fucking rattail mamo-chan’s got going on