making bad decisions

23 | she/her.

[kuutamosonaatti]

John Waters with a birdhouse based on the Unabomber’s cabin.

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[globalhypnosis-deactivated20181]

[aakgf46vbfd45vhij57vvn900-deact]

its monday. lets get on it cunts

[spicymochi]

they are sitting and pondering

[mysharona1987]

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

[oriocookie]

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

[mp-lily]

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

[socialmaya]

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy

"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy

[gunsandfireandshit]

Transcendent comedy

[25092010]

im good at riding the mechanical bull

[25092010]

people tagging this as dean winchester core…. do they even know this is about american cock band my chemical romance vocalist gerard way. direct quote btw.

[karnalesbian]

'fuck it we ball' and 'this too shall pass' are literally equal and opposite forces

[karnalesbian]

[play-now-my-lord]

jesse pinkman has to take a month off of cooking meth because an orphaned gosling has imprinted on him as its new mother. Episode cross-cuts between Walter fuming about his inefficient lab setup and Jesse struggling to care for a baby bird

[guerrillatech]

[dudeblade]

[qochita-remade-deactivated20230]

It’s as shrimple as that 🍤

[endlessmidnightparade]

I laughed WAY too hard at this.

[qochita-remade-deactivated20230]

There’s no such thing as laughing too hard, only laughing enough to explain your joy. Never understate or minimize the ways in which you experience happiness peace and love

[ihitthat-sexually]

[akashicrecord]

you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

[play-now-my-lord]

jesse pinkman has to take a month off of cooking meth because an orphaned gosling has imprinted on him as its new mother. Episode cross-cuts between Walter fuming about his inefficient lab setup and Jesse struggling to care for a baby bird