Overheard at High School Starters
Thatβs what I thought!!
Feel them! Caress the shoe!
Youβre going to get in trouble for this!
Oh yeah itβs Friday. Itβs lit yo.
Are you good?! Okay, hereβs your girlfriend!
The wifi in this building is absolute garbage.
Stop fighting! Youβre going to get in trouble again!
Do NOT insult my isopod phone case
Why do you always wear Bill Cosby pants?
Iβve never seen applesauce in tube form
Iβm not ready to fight yet, not ready to die.
-Name- What youβre about to do to him is not nice.
This.. I-I HAVE MONEY AGAIN!!
I only have fifteen cents to my name, hereβs the proof.
I want to go to bed⦠I WANT TO GO TO BED!!
How are you loading Snapchat?!
Let it be known that if you mess with my food you will most likely die.
Iβm not social in the morning.
Whatβs that? I canβt hear you, Iβm hard of caring.
Relocate your things please. My butt belongs there.
EEHHHHH I GOTTA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY THINGS UUUUUUGGGGHHHH
Iβll eat your shoelaces for five dollars
Nah. You all know that I do my homework in the morning time!
I donβt wannnaaaa listen to Taylor Swifffttttβ¦
My entire squad is out sick⦠I so lonely.
Iβm pretty sure we are all feeling dead today.
Weβre not in middle school anymore, kids. Get with the program and get your OWN food.
Iβm bored out of my face.
Oh wow you gave -NAME- a grape? Youβre so cool!
I had a dream that I wore something out of dress code and got publicly executed for it.
Hey can you do that again I need that on my Snapchat story.
These are my deer socks, or my docks.
Choir kids donβt play sports!
Eww this is the Kidz Bop version of this song!!
I wish everyday was pajama day
I slipped and fell! I try to get up, but-
How do you leave a class without your book bag? How can you not leave without a backpack on your back?
You hit me in my lateral epicondyle!
I canβt do this today! Not today, Satan!
This is not your intro. Hell no.
Brooo. I drank a whole gallon of milk.
You act like itβs gonna kill you. Itβs just a little juice?
I donβt got a ponytail, you cut it off this morning.
This isnβt going to work, donβt try it.
You were so swift and majestic, man!
Um, excuse me! Thatβs a violence!
They call it a secret Santa for a reason, itβs because itβs supposed to be a SECRET. You canβt just go around telling everyone who it is that isnβt how things work!
MY SISTER. My sister drinks so much milk.
Youβre wild. Youβre so wild. Stop being wild now.
If you think my painting looks bad then come over here and say it to my face.
You look like the Green Giant punched you in the nose.
What the hack was that Satan Doll anyway?