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ok so I've been binge watching WWDITS and maybe I'm over analyzing BUT in s2 ep9 the witches' goats name is BLACK PETER. y'know who worked on WWDITS? Taika. y'know who worked on OFMD? Taika. I am a fucking genius.

#ofmd #our flag means death #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #taika waititi

rewatching OFMD and it always kills me (/pos) in episode 5 during the "you wear fine things well" scene you can see Ed lean in like he's going for a kiss AAAAA I LOVE NOTICING NEW THINGS ON EVERY REWATCH

#ofmd #our flag means death #our flag means death hbo #edward teach #blackbeard #blackbonnet #stede bonnet #taika waititi #rhys darby

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#THE DIVORCE CERTIFICATE LMFAOOO

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I imagine this has been discussed before to much greater length and in a better way, but I’m not here to be original and smart, I’m here to have fun, so my turn I looove that Lucius’s blackmail/revenge on Izzy involves him using the exact thing that Izzy was trying to humiliate him with. I feel like in a lot of media when we see a character get to show up someone bullying them, it’s by doing something the aggressor values, and doing it better than them (ie, a “girl” doing a “guy thing” better than a “guy” like something involving sports or cars) But Izzy tries to humiliate Lucius by revealing his apparent promiscuity - Lucius reveals everyone knows and is okay with it. Izzy tries to make fun of Lucius’ seeming femininity (the ‘girl’ voice and ‘ooh Daddy’ wiggles), calls him a ‘proper little seductress’, and Lucius turns it around and says something seductive to Izzy, flustering him. Lucius gets the drop on Izzy with an embarrassing story about Izzy, that he learned by flirting with and sketching Fang - he got through ‘softer’ means what Izzy tries to get through force and aggression. It’s just so good. More of people getting the upper hand on their aggressors on their own terms, rather than by the values held by the aggressors, PLEASE

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my three girlfriends and yes they smoke weed

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-i hope you find that.

-i think i have.

available as a set of three 5x7’s in my store now ✨

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more ofmd stickers and pfp requests 💌

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Modern AU Stede isn’t a tailor or a flower shop owner btw. He’s a divorced dad in his late 40’s who just figured out he’s queer and wants to ‘engage with his community’ and ‘do something fun for once’ so he opens a queer bar. Unfortunately he has no fucking idea HOW to run a queer bar, like at all. It’s the most ridiculous bar you’ve ever been in. He stocks more tea than alcohol. There is a wall of bookshelves next to a place that’s often used as a make shift dance floor. On Tuesdays and Sundays they open early and serve ‘brunch’ while Stede does dramatic readings of fairytales. ‘Perhaps you’d be more comfortable making it a cafe’ ‘no its a BAR I want it to be a bar’ stede insists. Its called 'The Revenge’. Because what is a modern au of if not a bizzare place for queers to hang out?

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Yes, and it dovetails nicely with Blackbeard’s Bar and Grill and Other Delicacies and Delights (and Fishing Equipment).

Blackbeard’s heard a lot about this new bar that’s popped up on the scene, but everyone says that you can’t EXPLAIN “The Revenge” you have to EXPERIENCE it, so Blackbeard finally wanders in one afternoon during high tea, and there are lacy doilies everywhere, and tiered cake stands with miniature cakes, and Ed’s all round-eyed wonder, because, “Look at this! It’s like food, but smaller. It’s like a teeny-tiny version of food.”

Izzy is just disgusted. He takes one look and growls at Stede, “This isn’t a bar. It’s a fucking tearoom. And you? Are a fucking tea lady.”

And Stede is holding a teapot in one hand, and a lovely knitted tea cozy in his other, which he squeezes so tightly that the pompom pops off, because HOW VERY DARE YOU. Then he storms away because he has “a BAR to run, and there are BAR snacks in the BAR oven”.

Izzy turns to Blackbeard, expecting solidarity, but Ed has picked up the pompom and is rolling it between his fingers and he’s just like, “Yeah. Nah. I like it,” then sort of trails off after Stede to offer advice and encouragement.

And Izzy watches him go with a flat “what”.

Then he hears Ed offer BBGODD(FE)’s staff to help with evening shifts and, Ed’s out of sight, but Izzy can still hear as he says “You know what you should do? Cocktails.”

There’s a fraction of a pause and Izzy knows what’s coming, but he’s still horrified when Ed offers, almost, but very much not, completely casually, “Izzy knows cocktails, he’ll train your crew.”

And Izzy’s just like “…….oh my god…….” because he knows this means Ed’s not going to just wander away again.

(When Izzy turns up to teach the bar staff of The Revenge “the fucking art of fucking mixology you fucking fuckers” Stede hands him an apron and it’s pink, it has frills and ribbon, and Izzy just stares at it, because: how ?? is this ?? his life ??)

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This is one of the funniest fucking moments in the show. Lucius' desperately absurdist explanation of exercise for weight-loss as though he just made up the whole concept right there on the spot. Jim silently cursing themselves for not just killing him when they had the chance. Olu resolutely staying out of it.