Die By The Words

Bythe | 3rd Generation Fandomer | Tumblr Old | Queer | Subject to Change (and Improvement) | She/Her for purposes of clarity, but like resentfully so and suspicious of societal constructs

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

[unclefather]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

[thememedaddy]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

[despazito]

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

[lovely-v]

During college I used to live near the Eric Carle Museum, and when I went I was so impressed by his art! I really think he's undervalued because a lot of his stuff is picturebook art/for children. You can tell by looking that he often uses a unique collage style involving paint and tissue paper (though not everything of his is done this way). Taking this opportunity to share some faves of mine

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[kosmogrl]

things that can kill you:

- the night before your birthday

- late summer evenings

- the way the sunlight hits the kitchen a certain way on a summer afternoon

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[heartsdesire456]

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

[ranger-truth]

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

[unnonexistence]

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

[crumplelush]

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

[aceofsquiddles]

[demansiabites]

Okay, but how is this

[time-traveling-fetus]

[dashbork]

I’m at a loss for words

[h0n3yk1tt3n]

I’ve never seen this version of this post

[halobats]

this has reduced me to tears

[partywithponies]

The whole finale and the Poppy storyline would've been so so much better if she was Ruby's. Like sure, Ruby's a little young for motherhood, but Ruby's whole story arc is about babies! We first meet her trying to save a baby she just met! She loved the original Space Babies!Poppy! And, most glaringly, The Doctor and Ruby got called Mummy and Daddy by that Poppy, and The Doctor literally said "I wish we were".

And, if Ruby was in Belinda's role in that two parter, Mel, the one companion who canonically has a photographic memory, could be the one person who remembers things no-one else does? Which would both make more sense and wouldn't involve hiring Bonnie Langford just to have her do absolutely nothing??

What on earth went wrong behind the scenes. And why did Belinda have to take the brunt of it.

[partywithponies]

Just remembered Belinda Chandra's ending and got mad all over again.

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[morthilswrites]

cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you

male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips

[lillivati]

cop: great we have a motive, but we still need a description

[corvid-language-library]

The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.

[corvid-language-library]

You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings