Matthew Warren: Bitchfinder General

The greatest Ace in Outer Space. • Chip (she/they) • 32• UK

[emziess]

You'd be in very cool company. Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[homeboygirl]

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

[copycatgirl36]

loser

[homeboygirl]

FUUUUUUUCK !!

[evstratt]

PROJECT HAIL MARY + SKITTLES

[barkilphedros-hat]

Watched The Sheep Detectives expecting a silly mystery and ended up crying so hard I gave myself a headache

[thereigning-lorelai]

Am I expendable? Is that why you want me? That’s not the only reason.

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[the-forest-library]

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[owenhcrper]

Milana Vayntrub as Olesya Ilyukhina Project Hail Mary (2026)

[tlirsgender]

They don't tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there's also the Longterm Follower who you don't follow back but they're always in your notes and you're kind of watching them. Checking on the longterm follower's bio every so often like turning over a log. She's trans now good for her

[tlirsgender]

Longterm followers I am putting fresh leaves and hrt in your enclosure

[lostcryptids]

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

[deadmentellnotales13]

[mint-stone]

[orbiten]

You're a long way from home. PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026, Phil Lord & Christopher Miller)

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[fadedlovemp3]

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

[rainbowryland]

dr. ryland grace + being brave

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) dir. by Phil Lord & Christopher Miller for @crikeyoryland ♡

[sgt-cookie-2]

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

[a-wild-torterra]

The twelfth doctor posted this

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

[jonnystrebor]

Not to forget: