misanthropy is truly the only way. fuck all you clown bitches
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misanthropy is truly the only way. fuck all you clown bitches
yeah but apparently god doesnt give a fuck abt either possibility... have u heard of "roam", it is my new inve tion. it is firefighting foam for rodents.
how my coworker gave me a cigarette yesterday
dude im tryna get fatter, this is not helping
here take my money you brave hero. bomb more brown ppl
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Freakin’ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Here’s what we’re keeping him in right now:
Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.
We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day
??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??
First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???
BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.
There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.
I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.
SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.
Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.
That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.
Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.
@crabwalker Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I don’t remember how my son died? Oh, and it’s “physically impossible to get launched?” Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.
You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person. I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.
That photo is based off of a meme of this lady looking pissed. That and I can’t find an incident based off of what you posted. Shut the fuck up.
Why did you photoshop tanner out of that picture?
sad that there are still ignorant tanner denialists out there
Thwrang is what?
nuh-uh. you wont fool me
you are already fool. fall for my trap again
So wrestling fun facts, the MTG Asscrack Bandit is currently a pro wrestler working the Indies under the name "Bigg Pound" and I have several pals that wrestled him.
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ive been trying to think of a a clockwork orange joke recently but i cant. i hired a team of kind-looking psychopaths to dress up as psychologists and force me to watch them watch me watching them watching
i hope somebody fucks my loved ones... i love thise guys!
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ive seen this circulating do NOT fall for it. robots WILL take your job AND fuck your loved ones
some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist
look i am not shellfish im a normal oyster FRICK you guys
hell is the fakest shit i ever heard of . it’s like why would god care if i jerked it to dubicon catboy blueberry inflation . suck my balls
if the angel gabriel said i couldn’t go to heaven (also fake) because i punched my piglet while looking at Renamon turning into a car and moaning i’d shrug. i’d just shrug
mondrian was a liar
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theres only 2 kinds of me in this world: sleepy and horny. and right now? im BOTH
today im gonna use porn as a force for evil so watch out do-gooders
i have already been gooning for 7 hours
yeah but like there is only a limited amount of fundage, it is survival of the fittest doctor