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themysteriousmurasamecastle

if you’re doordashing a mattress from mattress firm you’re a fucking terrorist

lustcannibalism

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

hardwrench

The Poisoned Ant = tavern for villains and rogues

Poisoned Ant = 90s rock band

Poisoned the Ant = 2010s rock band that sucks

Ant, Poisoned = dark and contemplative novel that just came out

ANTPOISONED = steam game

firstgenerationipadmini

Adam Ant once opened for Poisoned at The Forum

#my uncle made me say this

queercoded-disney-villain

allykatsart

It recently discovered the power of the post office and I need you all to know that it fucking rules.

I can just. Send things. To people. For almost nothing???? So long as I know where to send it????

I can make sudoku and just give it to my friend. I can doodle on a piece of paper and send it half way across the country. And all I gotta do is pay for the cool sticker with really cool art!!!!

closedooropenwindow-deactivated

Just steeped my tea for like 30 minutes idgaf im crazy

extinctioninthemorningrays

Hate when I type in the first letter of my email and the text box immediately goes ❌🚫INCORRECT! FILL IN A COMPLETE EMAIL ADRESS!🚫❌ I’m still working on it!! Chill out!!

blessphemy

@newtsoftheworldunite tagged me in a meme where you share six non-selfie pics from your phone and tag six other people. If you want to play feel free to declare yourself tagged by me. Tagging: @indigo , @grammarpedant , @honeybadgerravenalliance , @lillow , @jadefyre , @drumlincountry if you wanna

Pony Express hiring ad showing a horse and rider. Text: “Pony Express. St Joseph Missouri to California in 10 days or less. WANTED. Young, skinny, wiry fellows not over eighteen. Must be expert riders, willing to risk death daily. Orphans preferred. Wages $25 per week. Apply Pony Express Stables St Louis Missouri.”

Photo of mug on a desk. Text is printed on the mug: “I before E except, when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.”

Photograph of a pond containing logs, floating leaf detritus, and a tiny baby turtle.

Photograph it a carved wood coyote with tongue lolling out of its mouth and a smiley face for an eye. Background is a wire fence and grassy hill.

Photograph of a white mountain goat grazing, with a baby mountain goat standing behind. There is alpine vegetation, rocks, trees, and a lake in the background.

Photograph of a cicada wing on a blue sleeve. The wing has green and black veins with translucent membrane between