Every Inch An iPad

i never come here but i like to type incomprehensibly

[segamascott]

[godnonon]

A crossover of Spy x Family and Batman I made by photoshopping different panels together. I hope you enjoy

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[funny-tik-toks]

[lumsel]

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

[unusual-pybro]

[m1dori-eyes]

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

if you’re doordashing a mattress from mattress firm you’re a fucking terrorist

[lustcannibalism]

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

[hardwrench]

The Poisoned Ant = tavern for villains and rogues

Poisoned Ant = 90s rock band

Poisoned the Ant = 2010s rock band that sucks

Ant, Poisoned = dark and contemplative novel that just came out

ANTPOISONED = steam game

[firstgenerationipadmini]

Adam Ant once opened for Poisoned at The Forum

[queercoded-disney-villain]

[allykatsart]

It recently discovered the power of the post office and I need you all to know that it fucking rules.

I can just. Send things. To people. For almost nothing???? So long as I know where to send it????

I can make sudoku and just give it to my friend. I can doodle on a piece of paper and send it half way across the country. And all I gotta do is pay for the cool sticker with really cool art!!!!

[closedooropenwindow-deactivated]

Just steeped my tea for like 30 minutes idgaf im crazy

[extinctioninthemorningrays]

Hate when I type in the first letter of my email and the text box immediately goes ❌🚫INCORRECT! FILL IN A COMPLETE EMAIL ADRESS!🚫❌ I’m still working on it!! Chill out!!

[blessphemy]

@newtsoftheworldunite tagged me in a meme where you share six non-selfie pics from your phone and tag six other people. If you want to play feel free to declare yourself tagged by me. Tagging: @indigo , @grammarpedant , @honeybadgerravenalliance , @lillow , @jadefyre , @drumlincountry if you wanna

Pony Express hiring ad showing a horse and rider. Text: “Pony Express. St Joseph Missouri to California in 10 days or less. WANTED. Young, skinny, wiry fellows not over eighteen. Must be expert riders, willing to risk death daily. Orphans preferred. Wages $25 per week. Apply Pony Express Stables St Louis Missouri.”

Photo of mug on a desk. Text is printed on the mug: “I before E except, when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.”

Photograph of a pond containing logs, floating leaf detritus, and a tiny baby turtle.

Photograph it a carved wood coyote with tongue lolling out of its mouth and a smiley face for an eye. Background is a wire fence and grassy hill.

Photograph of a white mountain goat grazing, with a baby mountain goat standing behind. There is alpine vegetation, rocks, trees, and a lake in the background.

Photograph of a cicada wing on a blue sleeve. The wing has green and black veins with translucent membrane between

[strangledplanet]

[spoolbug]

skin

[razorvomit]

I'm actually gonna throw up

[razorvomit]

I ran in to tell my mom Biden dropped out and she was watching this.

[mouzieplush]

Some wips to hold everypony over a few days ^^

Idk if I'll have much art to post since I'll be spending time with my familieee! Happie holidays to everyone 🍪🍪🐁