That's Classified

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“No running in the halls!”

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Notice to All Personnel:

All corridors and conference rooms around the second deck firing range are to be cleared. No one without my authorization is to go there until further notice.

-Agent P. Coulson

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Captain Rogers, Agent Barton-

I should not have to tell you what potentially damaging things the both of you have done today. The two of you will work out whatever issues you have with one another and I will hear no more of this. Agent Barton, you will see me to discuss anything further.

Additionally, Captain Rogers, you will apologize to Miss Lewis, as it is not your place to educate anyone who is not on your team and therefore not within your suggestion radius. You will also cease using excuses to justify unacceptable behaviors. Bringing up an Agent's personal life in order to lash out is one such behavior. 

I am disappointed in you both.

-Agent P. Coulson

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*One Shot*

Some days Bruce just can’t handle Coulson’s love

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//i…wut

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ooc: what did I log in to?

[onac911-deactivated20141223]

[manafromheaven]

omg

[moonlightsdreaming]

I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now. And I still totally lost it every time.

[sick-sexy-snarky]

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A reminder to all staff:

Forms for requests, especially supplies, or changes to policy must be submitted with forty eight hour notice.

-Agent P. Coulson

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Agent Wilson-

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I’ve got the shirt.

-Agent Wilson

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Which you will return immediately.

-Agent P. Coulson

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Agent Wilson-

I should not have to remind you that you do not want to anger Dr. Banner. Return what you haven't shipped yet and replace what you did. It will be taken out of your pay otherwise and we will spare no expense.

-Agent P. Coulson

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ooc: omg clint stop

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Barton, Wilson-

Training room five is now available if the two of you would like to go slap one another around and work out your differences. Otherwise stop asking to hurt each other, I don't want to find the forms.

-Agent P. Coulson

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Permission to throw Hawkass off the ship?

Agent Wilson,

Request Denied.

-Agent P. Coulson

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Request permission to use Wilson's head as target practice, sir.

Agent Barton,

Permission Granted

Until such time as Agent Wilson is deemed invulnerable to arrows or bullets, I cannot allow you to use him as target practice.

-Agent P. Coulson

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Lewis, Wilson-

taserqueendarcy said: Spoilsport. How about mandatory Pantsless O’Clock?

imissedyou-littleyellowboxes said: COMFORTABLE T-SHIRT AND SOCK DAY! I SECOND THE MOTION!

No.

-Agent P. Coulson

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Casual Fridays. I wanna see Daddy!Agent in something other than a suit.

Taser Queen Lewis,

Casual Fridays will be considered with the proper paperwork. You may come to pick it up and begin filling it out as soon as you want. However, Casual Fridays will be optional and I will not be participating.

-Agent P. Coulson

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Agent Coulson- I'd like to submit a form to change the cafeteria schedule.

Agent Wilson,

As we have told you before, we cannot have "Pancakes for breakfast, pancakes for lunch, and Chimichangas All Night Long." If you have any forms to submit that were not printed on a Wade Wilson for President bumper sticker or scribbled in crayon, please feel free to try again.

-Agent P. Coulson