A slut for the duality of man

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[maxe-murderer]

Art Fight so far

Voltage: @voltrixz

Chrom: @hivemindbees

Allen: @thekiwiwitch

Murderbot: @eeriedragone

Ira: @vsnotresponding

You can find me on art fight here!

[maxe-murderer]

Grady Donahue: SmilesRiles

[prokopetz]

Strictly speaking, "ultimate" means "last", not "best". It's often figuratively employed in the latter sense to suggest that the thing so described is the final word on the subject, after which nothing more need be said, but if we're being real technical, describing a game or movie that was so bad it killed its entire franchise as the "ultimate" is in fact correct.

[amymistreblogs]

behold, my ultimate attack!

*does an attack so shitty that i die*

[kyri45]

Was inspired by the wonderful post by @hailed-marys so me and @sam-i-am-27 got possessed by the demons and came out with this.

HC list under the cut

* Astrophage is more like a virus that either alters people, causing them to commit crimes or violent acts, or a power that supervillains are starting to use.

* Grace is still a middle school teacher who got bitten by the spider, obviously.

* Adrian is the one who stitched up the suit (the Aunt May of this universe).

* He has all the perks of a normal Spider-Man, but he's still Grace, so he's incredibly clumsy. He does have a super-strong spider sense, and that's what saves him 100% of the time, but he absolutely does not have the agility. When adrenaline kicks in, he can do anything, but otherwise he'll trip over the most ridiculous things.

* He was wearing his yellow raincoat the first time he saved someone, so now he wears it over his suit (along with his white Converse).

* The spider was discovered by SHIELD (which is undercover as a scientific research facility that Grace works for part-time). After the original test subjects (who were only able to survive the spider mutations if they possessed a specific gene) were killed in an attack, Eva delivered the spider to Grace so he could be bitten before other villains got their hands on that power. (My boy gets unwillingly turned into a savior in every universe.)

* Simon is still an ex-convict who, in exchange for his freedom, is asked by the evil company of the day to test a series of mines infected by what appears to be blood from a meteorite (which eventually turns out to be the symbiote Ellie!).

* At first, they wanted to kill each other, but they end up becoming besties.

[twiggyart6]

I like your idea about Eridian Grace doing involuntary hatchling/pebble things. Any more headcanons for it 👀 plz?

YES !!!! here is grace getting scared and hiding under a workbench!

baby Eridians are tiny and vulnerable, so some of their first instincts are "get under something, your very small and you're gonna get squished or eaten!" when pebbles first hatch they want to get under an adult- usually a parent- but the pebbles don't know how to walk immediately so the parents will walk and stand over them. this is basically how babies and parents' bond. ducklings know the one they follow is mom, and pebbles know the one standing over them keeping them save is mom <(gender-neutral)

So! I think Grace probably has some moments of feeling a bit overwhelmed, maybe in new places or big crowds. it's an intrinsic primal survival instinct, Eridians literally grow out of it when they get big and won't get trampled. the artificial growth of Graces body kinda skipped all that so I think some of the "I am so small and fragile" feelings remain. he might also forget how big he is while really panicked and wedge himself somewhere and get stuck.

and while panicked like this he wouldn't really be able to focus on speech :3 poor guy

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[yexerrr]

a bunch of eridian! grace and a little bit of rocktiz.

[yexerrr]

a bunch of eridian! grace and a little bit of rocktiz.

[unidentifiedspoon]

reread going slow as molasses because chap 4 of artificial condition is actually a slapstick comedy featuring two MIs in a trenchcoat and i am helpless to resist

[hamsterdads]

various murderbot doodles. uncensored head injury under the cut

[security-unit]

I'm imagining like. space-youtube video essays but about various Incidents. murderbot is mostly pretty good at avoiding being clocked as a secunit (like. most of the time. when shit hits the fan it's not really... well. it's pretty hard to keep people safe AND keep pretending to be a human)

but would its deception hold up against the sci-fi equivalent of hbomberguy who initially was making a much smaller scale video but then kept piecing things together.....

can you imagine how much stir a video pointing out "hey I think all of these incidents are the same construct. y'know. the rogue one" would get if it was mysteriously deleted. the drama. someone would obviously point out that the guy who made the video could have deleted it himself to make it look legitimate and that would just make it worse. it's awesome

[omagpies]

things to say when you are not a place of honor

original text by @inkskinned can be found here. I’ve made a comic with it before but wanted to make a mbart version for a while

[inkskinned]

i know we’re both just messing around pretending to be whole but look at me. if the train was coming would you move. if the ground was falling from under your feet would you even notice or would it just be another tuesday for you. if somebody stabbed you could it hurt worse than you already do. what i’m saying is that i love you but i think we both drive over the speed limit when it’s raining. what i’m saying is that i want to hold your hand and i understand about how you sometimes have to sit down in the shower. what i’m saying is that i’m here for you and if the train comes please move.

[sw0rdhole]

it would love house and you all know it

[transcarcinization]

you are FUCKING UP this JOB INTERVIEW!!!!!!

[frcz78]

Ok, it's finally done. Home is a place, home is a person.

This story is my first major piece after several years of art block, and I'm so glad I could finally get back to drawing.

Huge thanks to my dear friend @chancekey for the support.

Full size

[poorlemons]

Memory Wipes

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[minakittengaming]

This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.

[zillyblog]

Hospitals like to hide these policies under a lot of successive links in obscure places, so if you don't see anything right away, keep looking! Get friends to help! Make it a scavenger hunt. A game where you're assassins sent to slit capitalism's throat