sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"
I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.
FINALLY finished this piece, which I started over a year ago. Juri's 2nd duel is one of my favorite moments in Utena. There are so many gut-wrenching shots that I couldn't get out of my head, so I had to draw them all. This'll be available as a print at Lightbox Expo this year!
liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno
you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !
They’d be posting ”An exquisite day for a most elegant lady” and then a picture of the cutest tea party you have ever seen for a Gardevoir wearing a lovely little hat
Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on
Dr. Pete Moss and The Bone God AKA It Who Persists
Verge
Voting ended onJul 11
Propaganda
Dr. Pete Moss (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...):
Former college botany professor, disgraced and disbarred after taking the fall for illegal and unethical bio-engineering experiments (plant monsters) that went awry. With no other employment prospects, was roped into the space bounty hunting gig by Emmy Acero, a former student who had also fallen on hard times
Not the step dad, the dad that stepped down from his prestigious position at a scientific institution by order of the board of ethics
Used to look like Magnum P.I. in his younger days, now in his 60s but still 6'2" and built like a former linebacker. You have to carry a lot of bags of dirt around in his line of work
Anyway here's Pete in his very first appearance getting way too into the idea of tree transmogrification
The Bone God AKA It Who Persists (Hope's Hearth):
The Bone God is a dead god whose bones were brought to a foreign planet by a dog that's a moon. The Bone God has anxiety. The Bone God ate its own sibling to save its entire world. The Bone God uses it/its pronouns, the sexiest pronouns. The Bone God is huge and bestial and terrifying. The Bone God is soft and nervous and kind. The Bone God is dating a guy who's basically Trans Steve Irwin and pulled him with its autism rizz. The Bone God is just a little guy, if a little guy could climb on the ceiling and had a halo of fire. The Bone God is learning what it means to be a god in a modern world when its old obligations are no longer who it is.
Verge (Midnight Burger):
COME ON IT'S VERGE
Verge is *supposed* to be sexy and their actor pulls it off in spades. They are a survivor of a planetwide destruction and are hunted by everyone at all times. I feel a little bad for advocating for them as being the sexiest, as they use their charm and sex appeal as a survival tactic, but that doesn't make them any less hot. Plus they're really cute and still effortlessly sexy when they feel safe enough to let their guard down.
Art of Dr. Pete Moss and The Bone God courtesy of @lotsadeer.
Additional propaganda below the cut:
Dr. Pete Moss (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...):
Any man can bring you the flowers you like. Pete Moss can bring you the flowers that like you, because he literally invented a machine to talk to them
Earning a doctorate (even one that was subsequently stripped from you) is nothing to sneeze at. Pete will 100% apply that same level of dedication to making sure you have the most magical night of your life. Also he won't get distracted on his phone at any point because he broke it (jam accident)
Testimony from 2024 Unscripted Tri-Champion Spanks Sinatra: "OK so legit: Pete is an oddly sweet dude. He's very mellow. I know that when Emmy and Sammy are freaking the FUCK out, Pete is just there, vibing. In his lane. Doing his thing. Probably because he has no idea what's happening. God I wish that were me. Pete, can you engineer weed that I'm not allergic to?"
The Bone God AKA It Who Persists (Hope's Hearth):
BG is the youngest of a pantheon of gods from a lost planet whose races were scattered in a diaspora across the universe. It is slowly coming back to life from its death through the power of LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP
Bone God is possessed by a fragment of its evil sister's spirit, which whispers in its ear about how terrible it is
It literally cannot become a new god with her shard clouding the way forward
BG saved its entire planet by eating her.
It doesnt know if any of its siblings are alive. It thinks theyre all dead.
It is literally so anxious all the time. It will stand with its paws held to its chest and just go aheem heem
You should vote for The Bone God because it likes to take a more humanoid form to talk to people with but then just stands there like 🥺👉👈
They don't call it The Bone God for nothing (it's on account of the bones)
Whats sexier than being in a loving long term relationship with a mortal man who fears no god or living creature and regularly jumps on dangerous animals like Steve Irwin?
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