layla is gay and also my wife

26 | Réalta (rail-tah) or just Ray is fine too! | stupid | sí/siad | she/they/xe

[plasmalogical]

[psicheanima]

conclusion

[patientno7]

Someone laid a perfectly smooth pristine egg in the middle of the moshpit tonight and we just kept circling it

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

Microsoft windows is always like oh yeah, we closed all your programs and restarted your computer while you were asleep. but don't fret ☝️we installed some spyware as a gift 😃

[sailermoon]

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

[sailermoon]

[christianstepmoms]

They call it Expedition 33 because once you see it you turn 33 degrees and walk away.

[aflo]

[pcktne0]

she's listening.

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[cancelledkat]

Control.

[343789359]

should they make sad scrub daddys

yes

no

Voting ended onJan 5

[343789359]

do you care about the sad scrub daddy issue more as a facet of labor rights or as a facet of women's rights

labor rights

women's rights

i don't care about workers or women

Voting ended onJan 5

[343789359]

if presented with the option of a sad scrub daddy and a happy scrub daddy which one would you purchase

sad

happy

Voting ended onJan 5

[343789359]

a man opts to purchase a scrub mommy rather than a scrub daddy. thoughts?

feminist

sexist

oedipal

Voting ended onJan 5

[josukespimphand]

Makima art I recently finished. Had the original wip collecting dust for a few years and forgot about it....

[flagversion]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my entire life

[nitw]

why can't i go on google maps and search "nearest abandoned building"

[nitw]

really good spooky forest near me. really good hole in the ground near me

[nitw]

i just wanna play my 3ds there

[low-polly]

i step on a landmine and am immediately blasted to a single lonely smithereen

[crabussy]

extremely fond of and perplexed by this website

[crabussy]

IT'S GREEN NOW LEAVE ME ALONE

[crabussy]

[avvocarlo]

this is dope

[avvocarlo]