Keep calm and love cartoons and lizards

[jiminypanda713]

A small disclaimer for those who expect and/or will expect fanfiction and stories from me:

this is a shitty idea for a variety of reasons.

If it comes out, it can be abandoned after 1 (first) - 3 (third) chapters.

Do not overestimate your expectations, I am a crappy author (my opinion cannot be changed), so the quality will be appropriate

English is not my first language, and as a translator I use Google (which is pretty mediocre)

Partial or full OOC, because I'm not sure what will fall into the character of the character.

Did I say I'm a shitty author?

If I make posts with the headcanons, then from them you will learn more about the story than from the story itself (+ a huge chance that they will contain spoilers for what I will not reach in the story itself)

I'm still a shitty author...

Maybe I'm also a shitty person

End of disclaimer

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[jiminypanda713]

Explaining to newbies about the end of franchise nobody likes

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[pr1nceshawn]

Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

[thahalfrican]

[queenstravelingdarling]

I….they out here trying to kill us with these myths!!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#if you’ve been bitten by a snake and can’t just drive yourself to the hospital or call emergency services#then it seems the best thing you can do is not try to treat it in anyway and just walk calmly to#the nearest spot you last got cell service or just back to your car 

okay so here’s the Snakebite First Aid 101 that every Australian child is taught like ten billion times. If you get bitten by a snake:

- Try to get a look at the snake. Remember what it looks like. This will help emergency services get you the correct antidote as quickly as possible.

- Remain as calm as you possibly can. The faster your heart is beating, the less time you have.

- If the bite is on an arm/hand or leg/foot, bandage the area. This should be done IMMEDIATELY. Bandage it firmly, the same way that you would for a sprain. You are attempting to minimise bloodflow out of the bitten tissue. If you are not alone, it’s best to have somebody else do the bandaging. (A tourniquet is unnecessary in anything but the most dire circumstances. All this will do is lose you a limb for no reason.)

- If it is safe to do so, sit down immediately and keep the snakebite below your heart (opposite as for a sprain; you want the bite lower, not higher.) You can rest your back on a tree or something but it’s best not to lie down. This is to keep your heart rate and blood pressure as low as possible and make it as unlikely as possible that the venom will be pumped around your body.

- Call emergency services.

- If you don’t have a signal, send somebody else to find one and call emergency services. DO NOT go walking off to do this yourself if somebody else is available to do it. You want to do as little moving around as possible.

- If you are completely alone and have no access to emergency services, you are going to have to make the best decision you can and take a risk. If you can alert others without moving, this is ideal, but you may have to get up and move. If you’re in a snakeridden area, it’s best to never go alone or make sure you have a radio or phone (and signal), in addition to wearing snakeproof clothing. That way you can avoid this scenario. Being alone and unable to call for help with a snakebite is the worst case scenario, but it’s NOT a death sentence – bandage the bite, exert as little physical effort as possible, and if you have access to a vehicle, get to it as directly as you can to minimise walking.

- Remember that the vast majority of deaths by snakebite are due to people not knowing these steps. Correct first aid for snakebites gives you four to six hours of time; even clumsy or incorrect application can buy you two hours. Most people who are bitten by snakes are not injected with a lethal venom. Most people who are injected, and follow these steps, survive and fully recover.

[lordworm]

Reblog to make it die faster

[chilewithcarnage]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[jiminypanda713]

Anyone who plays or has played the violin would also consider this a nightmare

[jiminypanda713]

The galaxy discovers that humans are space orcs… Somehow two quirkless middle schoolers are worst of them

Bakugo: Why can't I just go out there and blow them up?

Sam: You'd die from dehydration.

Bakugo: THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!

Midoriya: She's right, Kacchan. Your quirk runs on nitroglycerin-like sweat, which means your body loses not only water, but electrolytes too—

Aizawa: Midoriya...

Midoriya: Which can lead to severe dehydration, electrolyte imbalance, kidney damage, muscle failure—

Bakugo: SHUT UP, DEKU!!!

Sam: And we haven't even mentioned oxygen consumption, water recycling, resource scarcity, or the fact that feeding five people in space is already a logistical nightmare—

Tsutsumi: How do we turn off the comms?

Sam: —especially with Bakugo's accelerated metabolism—

Tsutsumi: HOW DO WE TURN OFF THE COMMS?!

Midoriya: Muscle spasms, cramps, sudden weight loss, cognitive impairment—

[Meanwhile, at the Castle of Lions]

Allura: *terrified, understands nothing*

Coran: Are all powerless Earthlings like this?!

Aizawa and Tsutsumi, simultaneously through the comms: THESE ARE THE ONLY ONES WE KNOW!!!

[Meanwhile, aboard a Galra battleship]

*Half the ship is listening through a virus in the Castle's systems.*

Galra Officer 1: Did they just psychologically dissect one of their own allies?

Galra Officer 2: After analyzing his… explosive sweat?

Galra General: We're leaving.

[Meanwhile, in the UA staff group chat]

Nezu: :)

Present Mic: WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE KIDS?!?!?!

Midnight: SHOTA WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THEM?!

Thirteen: I'm suddenly very happy to still be on Earth...

All Might: Be afraid.

All Might: Because I do not want to be here.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I think ao3 is literally the only site where no censorship means no censorship. you can post the most vile things on there — things that will get taken down on any other platforms — and ao3 will protect you, your works, and your rights to create whatever you want, however you want.

and no, this isn’t me saying “write that messed up, disgusting thing” because while, yes, write it if it’s what you want (I myself enjoy writing dark fics, something I believe would be considered “vile” to a lot of people), this is me saying in a world of censorship and capitalism, ao3 really is a treasure.

everybody say thank you ao3

[foone]

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Free Tool Says it Can Bypass Discord's Age Verification Check With a 3D Model

The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.

Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!

And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity

[asksanguinius40k]

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

[flower-crowns-and-combat-boots]

Paywall removed here

[hungrymilliek]

Aaand here's the link to the project's Github.

GitHub - promptpirate-x/discord-id-bypass-tool: A verified tool that works on any potato computer that will let you bypass discord verificat

A verified tool that works on any potato computer that will let you bypass discord verification - promptpirate-x/discord-id-bypass-tool

[dear-ao3]

[jiminypanda713]

Guys, "PWP" it's not only "Porn Without Plot"

It's a "PLOT? WHAT PLOT?"

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[campyvillain]

i know this please help me

[campyvillain]

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

[campyvillain]

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

[campyvillain]

cool news i think i have some thing wrong with me

[clearlyautomaticpainter]

[guava-jarritos]

[campyvillain]

it happened again

[strayyvoxel]

SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY

[fitzjubi-deactivated20230204]

[campyvillain]

new development in my brain loss story: i deadass just forgot what jerma was called

[campyvillain]

i couldn’t make this up if i tried

[authoratmidnight]

i still have NO idea what OP means by 'Jerma'. That's, not a thing. I just get random twt account when I google the name.

[campyvillain]

i wish i was you.

[campyvillain]

hey guys great news. guess who saw a doctor recently and it turns out my shitty comprehension skills that coincidentally got worse around the same time i got hit in the head with a spinning loose bench board in middle school probably wasnt just an autism thing and chances are i have aphasia that’s just been unchecked this whole time

[wisflight]

I hope OP is okay but my god am I dying of laughter

[sic-semper-hominibus]

#OP I’m glad you got help and I’m sorry that happened to you #but your aphasia has made me weep with laughter

[jiminypanda713]

Consequences of a concussion: ❌

Autism and aphasia: ✅

[the-reblog-squad-deactivated202]

Reblog if you don't use Generative AI to write fanfics/original fics or to create fanart/original art.

[jiminypanda713]

Time: 3:33 AM Me: Making Ao3 looks like this

I wanted to fix the "paragraph merging" issue with Google Chrome's automatic translation, and somehow that turned into separating tag types…

Paragraphs are still merging during automatic translation…

[minotauri]

how to realistically write a bilingual character

no one who speaks 2+ languages ever “randomly” switches in the middle of a sentence. like that just…….. doesn’t happen? 

the only times people will get confused and mix them up is when:

a) they’re in an environment where they have to alternate between speaking two languages often/quickly, and the brain can’t keep up and messes up.

b) they’ve been in an environment where they have to speak/hear one language for a long time, and when they change settings it takes them a moment to not instinctively go for the other language.

c) they’re hearing one language (music, radio, background chatter) and trying to speak another 

interrupting themselves in the middle of a conversation because they can only remember the word they wanna say in another language

having the perfect idiom/expression for a situation but it doesn’t translate as well

having the perfect word for a situation but it doesn’t even fucking exist in that language

if ur character is out in public with their family, i can guarantee u that they’ll talk shit about people around them in their native tongue

calling their significant others pet names is a conscious choice. it doesn’t just “slip up”. it may come naturally with time, but saying a word in another language is something you like… immediately notice

swearing is complicated and i’m not getting into it rn 

anyone who has ever picked up another language has been pissed at specific vowels and pronunciations and this is the gospel truth

[forgets a word] [attempts to explicitely describe the thing they’re trying to say] [forgets a word while trying to explain themselves] “oh jesus christ nevermind”

will know how to speak a language but not know any of the mathematical/scientific/biological terms because they went to school in a different language and no one learns, like, algebra in a second language unless they studied in multiple languages.

[knows a word but they’ve only ever read it and they have no idea how it’s pronounced]

there’s probably more stuff that i’m forgetting rn but that’s like, the main bits. thank u for ur time

[jiminypanda713]

My bilingual OC once said they have a dog eyes, cause they forgot how to say they colorblind

[jiminypanda713]

Why did I go to the Ever After High tag and get bombarded with posts about orthodox Christianity?!?!?!

[thewastedpotential]

I love how on tiktok you can figure out homophobes in eah fandom by the way they rate ships, like you're trying to tell me that Briar and Hopper made the cut but not Apple and Darling????