Willkommen

Laz/Valentine, 24 , he/it

[ephraimwaite]

Dreamt I had to come up with a new aesthetic and my idea was "celestial uncle"

[ephraimwaite]

Celestial uncle was like... unflattering middle aged man clothes but printed with centuries old cosmological diagrams and various esoteric imagery

[bonivers]

listening and learning

[pundeserving]

Everyone on 4/13, crawling out of their secret homestuck bunkers,

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you can only do this career for the rest of your life

https://wheelofnames.com/dng-wgq

How are things going?

Great! A job I actually enjoy!

okay. I can put up with this

bad but not terrible

terrible

I don't work/results

Voting ended onApr 13

(this wheel is set in a magical world where all jobs pay enough to support yourself so this is purely about the work you do and not the money)

[highonlife22-deactivated2026021]

using your city as a personality trait is such a funny phenomenon thats only allowed when you're from like 5 super well known american cities. imagine if like.. a polish person was like thats how we do it in kędzierzyn koźle

[syrenki]

you know that excitement when you realized you're in a location from a famous song. this is how i feel right now

[ethereal-everglade]

So I'm making Pokémon themed tarot cards and my work flow so far has been:

1. Figure out which Pokémon go on what card.

2. Sketch out the cards.

3. CREATE AN UNOWN BASED FONT FROM SCRATCH?!?!

I wanted something that was pokemon themed but was still legible. Unown font would have been perfect, but tarot cards usually call for a very tall font so it all fits on the card while still being legible. Went a little crazy making this...

Heres a link to the font file if anyone wants it. You have to use capital letters only, no way in hell I'm redoing all the kerning.

[ethereal-everglade]

Happy New Year! I have a little treat for all the Kryoz fans teehee :D

Continuing the Kryoz dress propaganda. This one's been in the works for a while, and I finally finished it up in time for the new year!

[tilthat]

TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%

via reddit.com

[strongbowdarkfruit]

did something happen to Spiders Georg

[regenerative-farming]

R.I.P. Spiders George 2013-2017

[ifightformyfriends]

He was an outlier. But he counted.

[borgevino]

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

[hellish-undeath]

i love medications and swallowing pills #mypebbles

[chloecat]

don’t forget to swallow your pebbles today girls

[a-bowl-of-soup]

"i asked chat gpt-"

well I asked the Glow Cloud (all hail) and it emitted a low whistleing and dropped a lizard on my head.

[robohydrogen]

I love scrolling tumblr and thinking "is this a reference or nonsense"

[fintan-pyren]

Character who's a third wheel, but in the same way that a tricycle has three wheels. You technically might be able to remove him, but it's going to be a lot less stable and a lot more likely to result in someone's death if you do.

[speakercrab]

so bECAUSE OF THE PILOT TRAILER I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID "VIVZIEPOP HOMESTUCK ANIMATED SERIES PILOT TRAILER??!?" AND THEN HE WATCHED THE TRAILER ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

[fishbubbl3]

hggnhngh ghjghnhg hgnjksdhafkajhsrgkla !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! hhhhojhhhhjhjh

[somafalls]

they got trans bitches on here named shit like Die

[couchnapping]

sie haben trans bitches hier, die haben so beschissene Namen wie The

[liberalsarecool]

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis had the state pave over the memorial for the 49 Pulse Nightclub massacre victims.

Members of the community responded

🌈💙❤️💛🩷💜🩵💚💛🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌🏻🤟🏻

[sigynpenniman]

Orlando Resident here. The chalk was later replaced by paint by more proud citizens, but the state came through AGAIN last night and painted over it AGAIN, and everyone has re-chalked it rainbow again as of 5 hours ago. A bucket of chalk now sits by the crosswalk. Orlando will not lose this fight. We are not letting this go.

[triplesuns]

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England