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My trip to a curio shop described as an SCP entry

SCP-2001 Class: Euclid Two of our researchers, off-shift, discovered a curio shop named 'Jinxed' in Southern Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. While it set off many of their sensors, they paid it no mind during their visit, as they were previously tasked with cleaning SCP-999's previous holding cell. It seems that every item from this store, no matter how small or initially benal, leaves with a sort of benign effect that is not initially felt within the store. We do not know how this effect occurs, but after some experimentation with class D personell, we notice that every patron of the store experiences a dizziness, disorientation, and euphoria during their visits. When asked about how they source these curios, the store owners (SCP 2001-A) said "we get them all ourselves". When asked about what they know about Philadelphia, the instances of SCP-2001-A seem bewildered by the questions and do not seem aware of their physical position within the city. The instances of SCP-2001-A also do not seem to know anything about their shop's stock, namely SCP-2001-B; they seemed disoriented and confused upon being questioned, as if they didn't know the items within SCP-2001 existed at all.

SCP-2001-B While this was the first item that was extracted from SCP-2001, we do not know much about it's effects, but after investigation by the two previously mentioned researchers, all who gazed upon their lamp on their walk through Philadelphia, Pennsylvania had a strong and irresistible compulsion to utter the phrase "nice lamp", no matter their circumstance. When conversation about the lamp was sought, those who looked upon the lamp were only able to reply with a variation of "nice lamp", no matter how inconvenient it made the situation. One such case was that a person almost missed the subway upon being compelled by SCP-2001-B, and another viewer blew a red light to comment upon its visage. Repeated viewings or conversations surrounding the lamp compel the same effects to occur without any less potency. For containment purposes, it is to be kept indoors, within a space away from heavy machinery or dangerous tools. It currently serves as a conversation piece within the researcher's home, though conversation is hard sought if SCP-2001-B is in view.

Further Investigation is Required.

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