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A mix of silly and serious

[eldar-of-zemlya]

In 2024, scientists discovered seven new species of frogs in Madagascar. Because the whistling sounds these species made resembled the sounds of communicators from the Star Trek universe, it was decided to name the species after the seven legendary captains: Boophis kirki, Boophis picardi, Boophis siskoi, Boophis janewayae, Boophis archeri, Boophis pikei, and Boophis burnhamae. [Source]

So, meet the Boophis kirki I needle-felted for this year's Winter Fandom Kombat! ✨

Link to the original post on AO3

[qabluna]

How has no one tagged the frog guy? @markscherz

[markscherz]

AHHHHHH THIS IS THE BEST THING!!!! Thank you @eldar-of-zemlya!

[markscherz]

YOU GUYS

BOOPHIS KIRKI WILL NOW LIVE IN MY OFFICE FOREVERRR!!

Thank you SOOO much, @eldar-of-zemlya!!

[tarragonthedragon]

in a small silver lining for the uk, brexit is no longer the dumbest economic move of the century

[thememedaddy]

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

[verloonati-deactivated20260305]

[traaansfem]

Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon

I should probably cook more salmon

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

[featherboabear]

[dumbtrannybitch]

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

[commas-georg]

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

[prismatic-bell]

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

[pixelmason]

[blessedandwholesome]

[wolfythewitch]

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

[gonkaccino]

MSQ CRISIS OVER, VACATION MODE REACTIVATED

[absolem0]

He is so relatable

[absolem0]

Breaking the limits

[absolem0]

He is so relatable

[ffxivhika]

Every time a boss disappears for a dodge phase

[ffxivhika]

Every time a boss disappears for a dodge phase

[higharollakockamamie]

One thing I love about FFXIV is dragons are refugees from a robot war in space and we all just accept that.

[mostfuckableffvillain]

[wind-up-thancred]

my second favorite type of ffxiv screenshot is "capturing someone's chat bubble the second they fucking eat shit and die" so have an assortment of such images. please enjoy

[perfect-puppy]

[copepods]

what people who say "don't say 30 year olds are old, 30 is still young!!!" don't understand is i know that. i'm not calling my 25yo coworker old because i believe it. i'm calling him old because i enjoy psychological warfare

[adorablegorilla]

Holy shit a talking baby

[copepods]

do you know this guy

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are know that guy

[khalko]

[bumblingest-bee]

jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.

[bumblingest-bee]

nearly 20k notes and the only good ones are the people saying they want to go to jurassic park to fuck jeff goldblum and the people insisting the dinosaurs wouldn't eat them because they're special. you're correct. target audience.