Sirius (yawning): Remind me again why we woke up early to watch the Gryffindor cheerleaders practice?
James (staring at Lily): Because girls are amazing. They’re beautiful and smell nice, ya know?
Marlene: Okay Lily, backhand spring, twist, and land in a somersault okay?
Sirius (from bleachers): Oh for fucks sake
Sirius (storming on the field and grumbling): Move Evans, it’s not ammature hour.
Sirius (stretching his legs and doing a perfect backhand spring, twist, and landing into a somersault)
Lily, Marlene, and James (staring at him shocked)
Sirius (defensively): What? Mother said it was either ballroom dancing or gymnastics and I hate ballrooms