Love Begins
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Game of Thrones Daily
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Mike Driver
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Keni
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Not today Justin
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@fishersbitch
Air Himbo
Water Himbo
Earth Himbo
Fire Himbo
@crvggio I’ve been laughing at this for 47 years
And the Avatar
Reblogging again because that last addition is IMPORTANT
But when the world needed him most, he pulled the wrong lever...
Why do they even have that lever?
I know y'all did not read the books but Roald Dahl talks about this in the book. Charlie’s teacher points out the fact that unless you buy a shit ton of bars you’re probably not gonna win. Just like the lottery. Just like how all of the other winners of the tickets bought a shit ton of bars. Except Charlie, who just got lucky. And Charlie was originally black. Literally the whole point of the book was that wonka wanted to give the less fortunate a fair opportunity and it wasn’t fair because the system isn’t fair.
Stop the car.
Charlie was originally black?!?!
!?!!
He was and Mr. Dahl was forced to make him white. Also his widow has spoken and confirmed that as well.
because you shouldn’t believe everything you read on a tumblr post at face value, here is a guardian article confirming that charlie was originally conceived as black but dahl made him white at the behest of his publisher
WHAT
“But we don’t even know the plot of the Cassian Andor Disney+ show or if it’ll be any good!” Must a tv series “have a plot?” Must it be “good?” Is it not simply enough to stare at Diego Luna’s face on my screen every week?
I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so there’s be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little spook
“The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first and settles in as the gentle present” are you kidding me this quote has propelled me through at least three emotional crises
I miss them pt.2
p0rn w/ feelings is so funny it’s like I’ve tricked you into reading this fic by offering you smut but as soon as you get there I pull out a chair, sit backwards on it, and say “hey, pal. you wanna talk about abandonment issues?” and then you have no choice but to listen
#what is the POINT of porn if it’s not also a character study
Yuri on Ice and Hannibal are both about an Eastern European virtuoso operating at the absolute top of his craft who falls in love with a glasses-wearing disaster and decides to throw it all away to groom him to take over his mantle.
it’s the year 2080. the expressions “the horse has left the hospital” and “between a crematorium and a dildo store” have fully entered the lexicon even though barely anyone remembers where they originated. one day the kids who live in the Amazon Temperate Habitat Bubble next door ask me what was between the proverbial crematorium and dildo store in the first place. i rip off my Amazoxygen® Ventilator and gasp, “the fucking horse” and immediately die from the polluted air in my probably-covid-ravaged lungs. haunted by these cryptic last words, the kids bury themselves in the ancient runes of the Internet Archive until they find the meme that unlocks it all. the horse was one of the last presidents of the late american empire, a lynchpin in the slow disintegration of the union. suddenly, a drone flies directly through the window. “forbidden word detected: ‘union’,” it says, gearing up its Amazon Brainbuster Electric Reinforcement System. they run
were you in an artist’s top 0.5% of listeners or are you normal
"luke was right" luke was 19. have you ever met a 19 year old that was right about anything
luke was out there doing body shots of 4loko off dracanae on the deck of the princess andromeda and you motherfuckers expect me to believe he had a single good idea
i think people fail to remember that the marauders lived in the seventies and would unironically throw peace signs at one another
hmm? jkr you say?? never heard of her. i only know mskingbean89, the writer of the famous book all the young dudes, and their spinoff series, harry potter
Sirius (yawning): Remind me again why we woke up early to watch the Gryffindor cheerleaders practice?
James (staring at Lily): Because girls are amazing. They’re beautiful and smell nice, ya know?
Sirius (annoyed): No
Marlene: Okay Lily, backhand spring, twist, and land in a somersault okay?
Lily (confused): What?
Sirius (from bleachers): Oh for fucks sake
Sirius (storming on the field and grumbling): Move Evans, it’s not ammature hour.
Sirius (stretching his legs and doing a perfect backhand spring, twist, and landing into a somersault)
Lily, Marlene, and James (staring at him shocked)
Sirius (defensively): What? Mother said it was either ballroom dancing or gymnastics and I hate ballrooms
