plants are better than people

all I care about is my viola,,, and like three other people

[fishtakovich]

Me after being separated from my instrument for a week: ol' buddy ol' pal my darling my precious ah #instrumentlove come let me hold you!

Me after practicing for a couple hours: ew get away

[thelatestkate]

[instrumentastrology]

It’s that time of year again

[starlingstorm]

I don’t normally post my art but I’m so proud of these!

[babylizard-blog]

this is 911 state your emergency

[apocalypseteens-deactivated2013]

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

[shadow-pop]

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

[medusamantha]

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

[mcsprinkles]

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

[alltailnolegs]

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

[lollipopatrice-deactivated20210]

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

[mortimus-maximus]

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

[flygex-eatin-on-softies]

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

[hootaloodle]

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

[hootaloodle]

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

[armpitkink]

me: i’m stressed

someone: don’t be stressed

me: 

[travelinfolkie-deactivated20210]

Reblog if you think Donald Trump should be the first man on the Sun.

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

wouldn’t even change his skin tone

[bae-ssoon]

rule of thumb is don’t piss off the musicians that are skilled at using knives

[skaodi]

Reem Acra Pre Fall 2016.

[streetcash]

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

[slowpokekaiju]

when ya mom running for president but you lowkey feeling the bern

[fishtakovich]

me: *having a conversation with someone, all is going well*

brain: *flicks switch*

me: i'm so sorry im so annoying sorry i'm always bothering u i'm so so sorry please don't hate me please don't leave me i can be better i promise

[fishtakovich]

What girls say: I'm fine

What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

[classical-crap]

can someone who plays a transposing instrument explain to me:

-wat

and also

-why

thank you

[the-baethoven]

Theory: many top conservatories built in cold places to keep students inside practicing

[fishtakovich]

Pokemon games

Pikachu: pika pika!

Every other Pokemon: *computer generated screams of the damned*