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It’s a breezy summer day and the rustling from the leaves outside sound like whispers from my small apartment. I’m sitting in front of my laptop, silently studying the 1.6 billion faces speaking simultaneously in front of me. It’s Monday, the day of the weekly conference call between all Muslims. We have been required to attend this Skype meeting from the the tender age of fetus, but I had never spoken in one of them before.
That changes today.
“Hey guys, what if…” I start to say.
Nobody hears me, but I refuse to be silent. How could I show my face again on Tumblr if I couldn’t even save my mayonnaise friends from death? How could I expect to earn their respect? Anon was right; why hadn’t I done this before? Thousands of lives had paid the price for my ignorance, but not anymore.
“What if you guys….. stopped killing people.“
Suddenly, silence.
1,643,398,023 pairs of eyes are on me. My heart is in my throat as the ISIS leader gives me a blank expression.
A single tear rolls down my cheek. "Please.” I say with a broken voice.
He is moved.
“Aight”.
My fingers are almost shaking as I carefully type in the ten digit phone number I have had memorized my entire life. The buttons on my home phone seem to glow a bit more dull, and even the ringing of the phone from the other end seems to be agonized, almost as if the world is telling me to hang up. But I refuse to give up; I can’t let my white lily friends down. Not again.
The phone rings once. Twice. Three times. Still no answer. Just as I am about to hang up, there is a click.
All I can hear is heavy breathing.
“Hello….” I say quietly, my voice shaking. “Is….. Is this Muslim?”
There was a long silence before I heard a voice answer “ya lol”.
“I was thinking………..” I begin cautiously. “Maybe murder is…………bad.”
“Habibi, I…..I don’t understand. What are you trying to say….?” The voice seems shaken.
“What if…….world peace is good and killing people is…………not good”
He lets out an audible gasp. “Are you saying ISIS is…….bad?”
“Maybe death is…….not good.” I continue. My heart is racing. I remind myself that I am saving thousands of lives, and inhale.
The silence from the other end of the line is almost deafening. He seemed to be thinking, as if he had never considered this idea before in his life. Truly I had opened his heart and his mind. This…. This could end terrorism.
“Muslim….Please.” I whisper.
I hear a tear roll down his cheek, with my Muslim Communication Hearing™ and hold my breath as he finally breathes out his next words.
“Kk.”
“I hear a tear” How do you hear a tear?
Ah, you must not be Muslim,
free him
free him
free him
Fools….he is sealed for our protection
I think my favorite end credits scene from Phineas and Ferb is the one from “It’s About Time!” Lawrence repeating “Fossils! Dun dun dun!” along with the audio guide in the middle of the night is funny, but my favorite part is watching Linda wake up and look at Lawrence. She’s not irritated that he’s not letting her sleep; she’s just watching him and smiling and not saying a word. And you just know, from that simple little 30-second clip, that Linda and Lawrence have a happy, loving, healthy relationship and that’s a really good thing to have.
Alright fellas repeat after me:
Chihiro Fujisaki is not trans
Claiming chihiro to be a trans girl erases his past and struggles that he went through
Chihiro did not want to be a girl
Chihiro felt that he had to present, he was essentially raised to be one
Chihiro would not want to be misgendered now
I understand that the trans community needs representation, but if I took Alice Yubesame and decided that he is a trans woman because I, as a trans guy, want more representation, it’s just disrespectful to the character and what they went through
Chihiro is not a girl
Chihiro never wanted to be a girl
Chihiro felt like he HAD to present as female
But he did not want it
Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk
Alright fellas repeat after me:
Chihiro Fujisaki is not trans
Claiming chihiro to be a trans girl erases his past and struggles that he went through
Chihiro did not want to be a girl
Chihiro felt that he had to present, he was essentially raised to be one
Chihiro would not want to be misgendered now
I understand that the trans community needs representation, but if I took Alice Yubesame and decided that he is a trans woman because I, as a trans guy, want more representation, it’s just disrespectful to the character and what they went through
Chihiro is not a girl
Chihiro never wanted to be a girl
Chihiro felt like he HAD to present as female
But he did not want it
Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk
Nagito Komaeda from Danganronpa and his boyfriend Sans Undertale from Super Smash Bros. want terfs to shut the fuck up! (requested by anonymous)
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cuties in matching summer tshirts!
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@fox-conscious was down so I doodled some dorks in love to cheer’em up!
also for @infantbluee stop working so much and take care of urself, you lunatic!
One of my fav things about Gandalf is, he can & canonically does Full Name hobbits when he’s angry like he’s their mum or something
important follow up Qs:
1) does it frustrate Gandalf that he can’t do this to Bilbo & Frodo with the same impact bcos they don’t have nicknames
2) does he do it to non hobbits
Gandalf, in the distance: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN
Aragorn: oh shit I’m in trouble
I think when Gandalf is pissed with Hobbits he reverts to the extremely formal Mister Baggins!
you’ve cracked it, that’s absolutely what he does
you know how mad he is based on how far back into your lineage he goes, consider:
Mild: Meriadoc Brandybuck! (last name only, you’ll probably live)
Mad: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN! (now your ancestors are involved, bad)
Murderous: THORIN, SON OF THRÁIN, SON OF THRÓR! (you are maybe about to meet your ancestors, via Gandalf… and not glorious battle)
The scary thing about Gandalf is he’s been around long enough to have met your entire lineage, so the recitation has more oomph.
“I knew your great-great-great-grandfather and he, too, was a bitter disappointment, but not as much as you are in this moment”
you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life
New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.
How the Eighth Doctor and Alan Turing meet at the beginning of the EDA The Turing Test (by Paul Leonard). The scene as it is told in the novel is under the Read More.
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Thank you to those heros. If they complete their mission, we would have a lot more to do when daylight savings times comes around. Only an hour twice a year to reset the inner workings. Earth is a well oiled machine.
so who wants to fake date me for april fools and continue the prank until we r in too deep and develop real feelings? aha just for fun
