This fellow Keaton seems to be the whole show! @fishvonbismarck - Tumblr Blog

fashionsfromhistory

Evening Dress

1860-1865

France

The MET (Object Number: 1978.310.1)

odd-maid3n

knight--error

zvyozdochka

A couple walking in Moscow, 1971.

persnickkitty

small musicians who don't post their lyrics online anywhere. Why do you hate me

godisafujoshi

They don’t hate you. It’s just hard for them to use keyboards cause they gotta jump from one button to the next and they aren’t heavy enough to actually press them

wolgerrswraith-deactivated20250

Meanwhile, on the boxed set of Twin Peaks I paid $49.99 for with the worst captioning I've seen in my life

hippity-hoppity-brigade

[Image ID: a screenshot of Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks. The closed captions read “peeful theme playing”. /end ID]

specialagentartemis

being an archaeologist in tumblr is so funny because I see so many text posts and go. Imperialism pre-dates capitalism. Rebellion against empires pre-dates capitalism. Money pre-dates capitalism. Social inequality pre-dates capitalism. Misogyny pre-dates capitalism. Wealth inequality pre-dates capitalism. Unilateral rule by oppressive rulers pre-dates capitalism. People’s dependence on their job for their survival pre-dates capitalism. Capitalism as an economic system is about 200-250 years old max but these problems are much, much older, and capitalism supports, entrenches, or exacerbates many of these problems… doesn’t mean it invented them and doesn’t mean they will simply cease to be problems After Capitalism.

tuulikki

skovenshemmeligheder

All Quiet On The Frontal Lobe

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

airandangels

Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato’s day.

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

friend overheard me saying “yeah he’s like…kind of cute. im a little scared of him though.” and she was like omg girl who!!! and I was like oh sorry. im literally talking about a mouse that lives in my church

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alascene

highonlife22-deactivated2026021

I literally have this exact thought multiple times every day when i talk to anyone i know. and theyre always watching a new show im like wtf even is that ive never watched a tv show in my life

andmaybegayer

I think so much about the food people ate pre-Columbian exchange. Huge parts of cuisine extremely important on both sides of the pond just didn't exist.

You've probably heard a little about what was brought over from the New World, corn, potatoes, cocoa, cassava, peanuts, chili peppers, avocadoes, cranberries, pumpkins, and the like. Imagine cooking without chili! Without potatoes! Modern Indian cuisine contains enormous amounts of potatoes and we just didn't have those for the vast majority of history. The best of the nightshades all on one contiguous hunk of land. Hell, tomatoes! Almost forgot about those.

But we don't often look at what the Old World had. Wheat! Barley! Rice! A profusion of incredible grains, really, the finest poaceae has to offer. Carrots! Tons of rosaceous plants like apples and cherries and pears and peaches and apricots! Grapes! Soy and Bamboo! Okra and watermelon! All these things were simply never found in the Americas. The grains one is the wildest for me, the variety of grains available across Eurasia and Africa was truly astounding.

You know what binds together the food of all cultures across the world? Onions. Onions are fucking everywhere. There's probably onions growing near you right now. Allium Gang Unite.