wise gal

amelia | she/her | 24 | archivist & freddie mercury enthusiast

[postoctobrist]

have you ever been to a cat cafe? what do you think of the idea?

I worry about having a kind of ‘thinking the stripper likes me’ relationship with an animal

[intactics]

so-called "free thinkers" when Gasolina comes on

[mark-gently]

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[oobbbear]

Songs you always skip but never take out of the playlist are important parts of the ecosystem they need to be there

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[pansyfemme]

“okay 💖 yay💖” really changed a generation

[themechnamedashley]

Genuinely one of my favorite things.

[segamascott]

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[queercomposer]

JEN D'QUEER??? IS ANYONE HERE JEN D'QUEER???

[thepleasuregoblin]

Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.

[callali1y]

me: it's just like really weird and upsetting when someone is trying to find out my deadname, yknow?

chill af short dude i met weaving gold on his badass loom: oh yeah no i understand completely. do you want that baby or can i have it

me: oh yeah for sure man

[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one