[bobdylanyaoi]

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

[ravenclaw-jedi]

[high-on-the-dying-sun]

Ao3 is still down

[nootdraws]

My WIFE (ao3) has been SHOT (is down for maintenance) and is DEAD FOREVER (probably will be back up in a few hours)

[teathattast]

Thieves Guild

[batsinmybelfry-deactivated20260]

A tale as old as time

[thissortofsorcery]

Billy being pissed at himself like “why would I fall in love with this pasty dude from the Midwest what is wrong with my brain???? Do you know how many surfer hunks I pulled in California??? Do you????” And then Steve looks at him and Billy goes “oh 🥹”

[tempestuousreed]

yarn skein: is not center pull

me (reaching my claws into the center with the precision of a lobster performing open heart surgery): you are now

[getsparrowed]

freaking kills this guy. beats this guy to death with hammers

[kosmogrl]

you’ll be fine. you made it out of impossible situations before and you will do it again

[kosmogrl]

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? YOU WILL DO IT AGAIN.

[dismaidenart]

Feeling hungry? Here are some fast food inspired Mikus to tie you over until your next meal!

[dismaidenart]

No matter how much they beg, do NOT feed the Umamusume horses (especially that glutton Oguri Cap)!

[depsidase]

[kijrbds]

the plot of civil war in one image

[thedeepthought]

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

[spitblaze]

remember to eat all of the delicious summertime fruits you can before theyre no longer in season. my final message. goodbye

[valmillion]

walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood

[california-112]

They are emailing eachother