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@tempestuousreed
Barely won a game of yarn chicken with these two-at-a-time socks.
Which is relieving for this project especially since the yarn is mystery secondhand that I’ve never seen before…
Currently unblocked but the pattern is Berry Season by Melissa Morgan-Oakes.
you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
heyyy so i noticed the special secret sickness is starting to eat through you. what am i supposed to do
being an everything crafter is great but also sucks. like i want to get my watercolors out but i need to put away my microcrochet first. i want to do some leatherwork but my oil paints are on the table. i want to whittle but i'm using the bucket i catch wood shavings in to hold my papermaking mush. i want to write my book but my hands are too busy knitting a sweater. i want to code another video game but i'm too busy studying nalebinding. do you see my problem. the problem is that i need more hands
Fruit Mash in Big Jar on Nice Day.
There must be a world in which Aesop develops severe anxiety later in life and writes a sequel to one of his fables called:
“We Know The Boy Lied About The Wolf Earlier, But There Could Still Be An Actual Wolf So We Have To Get Ready To Fight The Wolf Every Time Even If There’s Never Any Wolf”
Testing an amigurumi pattern for someone and I’m reminded why I don’t work with chenille yarn often.
Non cooking spray stick
Non spray stick cooking
Non cooking stick spray
yeah okay ill reblog that
new strat just dropped for dietary fiber any% speedrun
It’s dangerous to go alone; take this:
Encountered some mallard ducks—both are male but one of them seems to be partially albino.
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.
I usually use my USB mouse when I’m darning cause I’ve never put in the effort to get an actual darning egg, so whenever I’m sitting there fixing my socks, there’s this constant mouse clicking in the background.
It makes me feel vaguely like an overextended housewife fixing her husband’s socks while her teenage son plays video games in the next room, except I’m all three people in this scenario:
The Wife (fixer of socks)
The Husband (wearer of socks)
The Son (player of video games)
Which reads like the Cast of Characters for some new piece of experimental theater…
“The Darning: A New Play for One Actor”
do you ever look at a friend and feel soooooo affectionate
i’m glad this is the post of mine to get a degree of notes, fuck yeah friends
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The Natural Life Cycle of an Avian Enthusiast:
*sees a streak of blue*
Eager Beginner: It was blue, so it’s probably a bluebird, right?
Knowledgeable but Inexperienced: Actually there’re a lot of species that could fit that description!It’s probably a scrub jay, or a barn swallow. It could even be a purple martin, though you don’t often see them in this area—
Grizzled Veteran: It’s another fucking bluebird…
Repost bc once again am trying to conjure the creative spirit 🙃
