Shimblewimble @fishyneko - Tumblr Blog

when you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she does a little pose thing then smiles, reblog if u agree

When you tell a girl her outfit is really cute and she immediately tells you where she got it

When you tell a girl her outfit is cute and she shoves her hands in previously unseen holes and squees with excitement, “It has pockets!”

justanotherass

both? both. both is good.

happy pride month!

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

kingjackalope

Someone in the comments asked what was going on here:

This dude is brewing some booze. This process creates gas and if you’re not careful with a fully sealed bottle they can explode. The gloves provide space for the gases to gather and a visual way to check the fermentation- if the glove isn’t inflating, something went wrong in that bottle.

He’s saluting them because he’s funny as hell.

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paxamericana

f1rstperson

Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off

princekarkat

let me tell you about golf

i grew up in a little desert valley called Tucson, Arizona, where it only rains 2 inches a year on average. the majority of the city’s water is pumped from an underground aquifer, which took millions of years to fill. one of the biggest conservation efforts in our city was for water, naturally, and i spent a lot of time learning about low flow toilets and 5 minute showers. i learned that filling your sink basin and washing your dishes in that water is less costly than running the tap. i learned that it only takes 2 days without water on the desert for someone to die

the city was sinking as the aquifer drained. neighborhoods fell into flood zones that didnt exist 10 years ago

there’s a road called Golf Links in the city and it is lined with golf courses. miles of green grass where grass doesn’t grow, in a valley where it doesn’t rain. why? because the rich white retirees who moved there to stop the aching in their joints decided they should also get to play golf. meanwhile our public schools taught small children like me that taking long showers would kill the world

let the golf industry burn

ralfmaximus

There are 15,500+ golf courses in the United States alone.

Each one consumes ~312,000 gallons of water per day.

That consumption is equivalent to 55+ million humans per day in the United States… roughly 1/6 the entire population.

We simply cannot sustain this frivolity, especially for something 99% of us will never use.

zooophagous

Destroy golf courses and plant wild grasses and butterfly bushes in their place.

#agree

nymm-of-night

𝒢𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝒢𝑜𝒹, 𝐼'𝓂 𝑔𝓁𝒶𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝑒𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒲𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒷𝑒 𝓂𝓎 𝓅𝒶𝓃𝒶𝒸𝑒𝒶?

🐝 🐝 🐝

#sweet bod #spirit phone #lemon demon #honey #monster #my art

thisismyideaofhumor

“Won’t you be my panacea” would be a very deep, possibly even romantic line if it were in literally any other song

thewiglesswonder

Good morning to undead popstars, the only one on your AM radio, living arcade cabinets, no eyed girls, soft fuzzy men, corpses covered in honey, ghosts in the form of a mongoose, people who have a vision of a man-made object, your dad, people who earn their lives, spirals of ants, men who died under very strange circumstances, and Ronald Reagan

#ld